"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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14 year old scores 23 year old teacher

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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she's pretty hot. i'd hit it
 

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She's nice I would hit it too, Hell I wonder if that student she ****ed is on here cause i would sure like his advice.
 

LikRetsam

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His advice? She got desperate and wanted to experience with minor because it would be that damn easy.

I wonder how she got caught? Kid told? Why would the kid want to stop tapping that?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I don't think this has as much to do with the kid's DJ ability as it does the teacher's mental issues. Women can be pedophiles too.
 

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ya but what kind of 14 year old would complain about that.

I mean when you were 14 all you thought about was how much you wanted to **** your hot teacher :D
 

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"She told him she was attracted to him because the sex was forbidden."

Duh! She's married and getting railed by a 14 year old...God Bless Middle School! :D
 

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The kid probably bragged to some friends who told the cops. seeing the limelight he took advantage.

OR.

She stopped ****ing him.

Somehting happened,
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Baddy Love

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Originally posted by Capi Crimini
The kid probably bragged to some friends who told the cops. seeing the limelight he took advantage.

OR.

She stopped ****ing him.

Somehting happened,
I agree
 

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What a story to tell your children...."yeah son, back in the day your old man use to score with all the hot teachers." "Now go to school and make me proud"
 

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Originally posted by Baddy Love
I agree
Maybe his mom got curious why he kept coming home from school late and smelling like ***** :D

Then told him to tell the cops when she found out! :eek: :D
 

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The song Backseat Love comes to my mind.

But this is probably going to damage the kid, more then it will do him any good. Maybe, he'll start to be afraid of woman and become a fag or something.


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Picture of the teacher with her husband.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3682/engage1.jpg

Damn she's hot.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Big-J
Maybe his mom got curious why he kept coming home from school late and smelling like ***** :D
Hhaahhah!
Did you try to say fish? :p



Heh, think of that poor husband, lose your wife for a 14 year old kid. :D
I'm sure he's somewhere here posting or lurking!
So many afc's these days.

OK mr husband you can end that hiding! I know you are there!
 

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maybe her mom asked him why he kept on taking all his dads condoms....
 

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This post is freaken funny

Dam she is fvcking hot. Yes I most certainly tap that a$$.:D
 

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to have a teacher like that is every teenager's dream. who wouldn't go for after school help? lol
 

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Damn. When I read stories like this one I'm glad I live in Mexico. I'm 19 and one of my friendS is phucking a 14 year old.

Imagine what would happen if he lived in the US. He would be in jail and he doesn't deserve it. Well maybe he does, it depends on the way you see it...

Alexis Zorba
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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