"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
14 year old scores 23 year old teacher
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
:/ Man our school has had 4 teacher-student relationships. -_- Our school has a bad rep 'cause of that. Maybe you guys hvae heard about it?
Heres some links
http://www.fontana.org/police/Press Releases/Unlawful_Sexual_Intercourse_with_Minor.htm
Updated info
http://www.fontana.org/police/Press Releases/Unlawful_Sexual_Intercourse_Update.htm
WOOH! MY CITY IS ALSO KNOW FOR HAVING THE MOST WEST NILE VIRUS'S IN THE U.S.A. THIS YEAR! AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN?
GO FONTANA!
Heres some links
http://www.fontana.org/police/Press Releases/Unlawful_Sexual_Intercourse_with_Minor.htm
Updated info
http://www.fontana.org/police/Press Releases/Unlawful_Sexual_Intercourse_Update.htm
WOOH! MY CITY IS ALSO KNOW FOR HAVING THE MOST WEST NILE VIRUS'S IN THE U.S.A. THIS YEAR! AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN?
GO FONTANA!
Capi Crimini
Banned
The kid probably bragged to some friends who told the cops. seeing the limelight he took advantage.
OR.
She stopped ****ing him.
Somehting happened,
OR.
She stopped ****ing him.
Somehting happened,
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Baddy Love
Don Juan
I agree
InsidiousNstinct
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What a story to tell your children...."yeah son, back in the day your old man use to score with all the hot teachers." "Now go to school and make me proud"
Pics of the skank:
http://mjmorningshow.com/morning_home.html
9-Page, completely detailed police report (for the pervs):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html
http://mjmorningshow.com/morning_home.html
9-Page, completely detailed police report (for the pervs):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html
Slimijs
Senior Don Juan
The song Backseat Love comes to my mind.
But this is probably going to damage the kid, more then it will do him any good. Maybe, he'll start to be afraid of woman and become a fag or something.
[Edit]
Picture of the teacher with her husband.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3682/engage1.jpg
Damn she's hot.
But this is probably going to damage the kid, more then it will do him any good. Maybe, he'll start to be afraid of woman and become a fag or something.
[Edit]
Picture of the teacher with her husband.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3682/engage1.jpg
Damn she's hot.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hhaahhah!Originally posted by Big-J
Maybe his mom got curious why he kept coming home from school late and smelling like *****
Did you try to say fish?
Heh, think of that poor husband, lose your wife for a 14 year old kid.
I'm sure he's somewhere here posting or lurking!
So many afc's these days.
OK mr husband you can end that hiding! I know you are there!
undesputable
Master Don Juan
maybe her mom asked him why he kept on taking all his dads condoms....
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
This post is freaken funny
Dam she is fvcking hot. Yes I most certainly tap that a$$.
Dam she is fvcking hot. Yes I most certainly tap that a$$.
sosofresh
Don Juan
to have a teacher like that is every teenager's dream. who wouldn't go for after school help? lol
Alexis Zorba
Don Juan
Damn. When I read stories like this one I'm glad I live in Mexico. I'm 19 and one of my friendS is phucking a 14 year old.
Imagine what would happen if he lived in the US. He would be in jail and he doesn't deserve it. Well maybe he does, it depends on the way you see it...
Alexis Zorba
Imagine what would happen if he lived in the US. He would be in jail and he doesn't deserve it. Well maybe he does, it depends on the way you see it...
Alexis Zorba
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.