"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The following prank calls will sure get you laughing if you're feeling down! (warning: Foul language)

FRANK GARRETT (also known as Duncan): The man with the dirtiest mouth in the south unleashes hell on businesses and people alike.

Frank Garrett calls a black woman

Frank Garrett unleashes hell on a business

A young latino challenges Frank Garrett to a fight

Frank Garrett battles the angry homo escort

RICK "THE MULLET MAN": A hoosier hating lunatic.

Some guy from Arkansas calls Rick not knowing what's in store for him

Rick threatens the hell outta a guy

Rick is challenged to a fight
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
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ahahahahaha! IBM (irate black man) is one of my favorites. He is so intense and he has plenty of gats so if you want to mess with him you better be strapped cause he is going to smoke yo ass! :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Helloo! I'm doing alright how are yew? My momma let me out of of my cage again, god damn it, so I may as well do a favour to you all and post... the Calssics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ
In what is probably the best soundboard prank call ever made, Joe Pesci calls The Black Guy and the 2 of them exchange several minutes of verbal threats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIOwsgh6cE
In the original, and only call ever made to the Philly Thug, he has a war of words with the High Redneck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzyN8SLzJY
One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too much to drink. (there is also part 2).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wow, ressurecting a thread from ages ago. Do some of u guys still listen to sb prank calls?
 
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