"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How hot is this chick?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kisstheday

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Why does it matter what we think, you went AFC on her ass and she's riding a train probably as we speak since she's a party girl.
 

game.r

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whats the point of this thread then... learn from it and use your "flair, hair and debonair" to get a new chick...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn I'd beat the breaks off that coochie! Chick is baaaad. Dude looks like Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8! Dun needs to date the Octomom! LMAO! Cryin like he been wifeyd in the pen an ish! Awww boo hooo...I was soooo attached...well now you aint so keep it gully and find three better ones. She prolly into brothers anyway...
 

game.r

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chad2k5 said:
dude are you gay?
worship said:
Yes that is why I am on a site that teaches you how to attract women.
I think its a valid question for you and the OP. Since you're on here rating guys pics and chit.

as for the OP poster i can imagine him;

right hand up to the hair... "I got the hair"

a little twirl... "the flair"

striking a pose, chin in the air with right hand motioning from head to toe... "and the debonair"

i mean seriously, who says that chit...
 

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game.r said:
I think its a valid question for you and the OP. Since you're on here rating guys pics and chit.
I was joking about him being a 10, bit sluggish tonight are we?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ziniath

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Dude, you either think she's hot or you don't - what we think has nothing to do with it.

The question I'd like to ask is: if you're certain you f*cked this up, what can you learn from this so that you don't end up in this position again?
 

CaptainJ

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worship said:
I was joking about him being a 10, bit sluggish tonight are we?
Really? Cos i'd do him.
 
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