"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Adone

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I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else:confused:
 

Badmannaz

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i'm fully equipped nothing to be ashamed of:D


not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"

damn i wish i had one of those!!

but i'm cool with what i got!!
 

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Only a matter of time before this turns into black guys are bigger, penis enlargerment, "it's not about size", and all other types of bs flame wars...

...please close this thread before it happens.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Am I unormal, not to worry about my penis' size at all?
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
 

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My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!

They broke up after that :D.


true story.
 

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Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.
:)
 

Big Eee Zee

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meh, i gotta be gentle for the first 20 minutes or so. after everything's warmed up its nice, but it can be annoying. sometimes i just wanna go like mad, but i know i cant.

its a curse really (nah, its cool)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Put 5 spaghetti noodles together, and thats the thickness of my weiner..........chix say its cute !
 

englishman

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Originally posted by Adone
I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else:confused:
lol, yep good point, I didnt think of that..
 

Badmannaz

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Originally posted by hck332
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!

They broke up after that :D.


true story.

OMG this might be one of the funniest threads i've ever read!!!!:crackup: :D
 

Mr. Unique

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Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Wiesman44

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?

Your 17 and u don't know the answer to this ? lol. Go search the internet. YOu'll find your answers. You might even come across info on what a penis is used for as well.
 

Mr. Unique

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you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?
 

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i have a choad....its wider than long
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
I don't know.
 

englishman

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?

click the link, thats what its all about..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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