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Thank you all to be my friends! Also I will come to say hello and tell you what I do again. News!

It is happy Bjerte come to say hi to you after long time! It is up date! It is true. Bjerte is happy man today. I am loving a honey lady who is been all this time in front of my eyes and I know most my life. I take her from my friend Gooser!! What on earth you say? No worries. ;) It...

How to make him go away? is the question.

First it is time for Bjerte to say hello mates! It is my hope that you all are happy. :) I write last time on Snits and Pokpat and they are gone now from Bjertes heart. I not to miss them and I not to cry. When I think of I smile and have happy memory. No more pains! Lol :) I have found...

Hi mates! I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy! BUT today I wonder. She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth...

Snits and Bjerte is over. It is gone! I was sad and brittel then BUT now I go hobby!! GUESS! Bjerte play darts, go swimming in water baths, ride bicycle and do the paint on house! It is my fresh house! I am want to.....how you say breath in water? I am plan running VERY fast like in race...

It is your warm friend Bjerte!! Hello! I come after long time when I remember I have write here about Snits! This is where I write it-------> http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65858 Now I come to say I am back because Snits come back! She go to London and say good bye...

It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!! :D He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!

It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more! drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full! Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool! Sorry for my bad english also. I...

It is Bjerte. I am back but am a sad mate today. I go with girl 6 weeks and she is fat but make Bjerte have happyness in life. We go to drink a beer on weekends and she sleep in my bed for sex but I call on Saturday and she say no. I ask her why no? She say her nana is sick and will die! I...

I try to read djbible but for Bjerte it is hard my reading long English is not good. I am sad if I am in friendchip zone because I want love. I am try to be nice man but this is why? Can this change if I say I want sex?

I look on the words I writed and now I have smile on my face. it was long ago and hurting time for Bjerte and I do crazy thing. It is love confuze at the brains. I got memo come from Snits at london to say she miss me but I say to f-uk with horse or dog because she is animal-like. My love is...

I am come back to DJforums to say hello but with problem also. I have good friend who is Yole and she come out with me all times to go look at movie's and art hallways and theter. It is like we date already but no kiss or sex and I donot know if she have love for me also like I have love for...

Do you know in America Þórhallur Sverrisson? He is famous comic and funny!! He is in movie Íslenski draumurinn about football. You like?

I am happy what you say to me and laught lots at me jokes. I like to be a funny mate! I wish now to have all girls laught at me because I have bad news. Snits is not my girl today. She have leave to go to london in england. she wanted this and my tears of love cannot stop it to happen. I...

Lol! Bjerte would get scared to go to prison!!! I am brittel and not belong! I also miss the woman too much! haha!

Warm and friendly greets from Bjerte! I am now go back to be with family for 3 days and I say nothing to Snits to let her stop to be mad. I wait and I should ask to meet and drink a beer. We should relax our talk. Then I tell her sorry. I say I think she stop to be my girl and feel too much...

For me it is hard. I write english too much bad yes? It make you laught at Bjerte and it make me have anger at you and grab after your balls!!!!!!!! :O Relax! I make joke!! HAHAHAAAAA! When you smile and I am not it make me sad but we smile both. I make jokes with my wrong words. It is...

You laugh at Bjerte cos you think I am a gay that likes to grab mans balls to stimulate him? HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA! :p But, NO! I am not a gay! I try to DESTROY the balls to stop him to f-ck my girl!!!!! I have anger I have lost. I am alone and brittell. Today I have stop the fuel inside...

But why you all think I live in Kazekstan? I do not understand what is meant by Borak or Borat?? Yes it is right should say ICELAND. I am make mistake. So I am! :D