"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Happyness up date from your friend Bjerte!

Bjerte

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It is happy Bjerte come to say hi to you after long time! It is up date!

It is true. Bjerte is happy man today. I am loving a honey lady who is been all this time in front of my eyes and I know most my life. I take her from my friend Gooser!!

What on earth you say? No worries. ;)

It is his sister! She is Sneep and she have blond hairs. Her lovely blue eyes. Also she is sweet and loving to Bjerte. She care for me to be glad. She pick flowers for me and cook my food. She not reject my fat belly. haha.

I have water on my eyes when she not here. She come visit every day to put smile in Bjerte's mouth and warm in heart. If one day she die. I must also die.

But I say to keep happy and not give up to find love. She can be in front of your eyes also. Check on your sisters. hee hee!

Thank you for when you give much support when I am sad and brittel.

bye!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bonhomme

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More happyness to you, Bjerte! :rockon:
 

redskinsfan92

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I wonder if he still has happyness.
 
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