"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I need Bjerte and Snits updates!

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Bjerte the crazy Icelander left us hanging in his thread. I must know if Kjell's balls are permanently destroyed, or if you ended up hitting kjell in skull with crow bar to make him stop to move anymore? :D Also, did Snits take Bjerte back?

Please Bjerte, update your thread! I dont want that thread to die without a conclusion.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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00Kevin

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I second that.

Maybe Snits is grabing Bjerte's balls now because Kjell's don't work anymore.
 

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Lol word. Someone re up that thread.
 

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*waits patiently*
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Warm and friendly greets from Bjerte!

I am now go back to be with family for 3 days and I say nothing to Snits to let her stop to be mad. I wait and I should ask to meet and drink a beer. We should relax our talk. Then I tell her sorry. I say I think she stop to be my girl and feel too much sad. But I understand if she not make time for Bjerte because I was a fiend and it is my fault if she stop to love me.

I cut and paste cos it take long typing time for me. It is ok yes?

I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
 

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I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
Grabbing of the balls now voted best seduction tip of the year. Stay tuned.

Much thanking be to Bjerte. Yay! \o/
 

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Originally posted by Bjerte
Warm and friendly greets from Bjerte!

I am now go back to be with family for 3 days and I say nothing to Snits to let her stop to be mad. I wait and I should ask to meet and drink a beer. We should relax our talk. Then I tell her sorry. I say I think she stop to be my girl and feel too much sad. But I understand if she not make time for Bjerte because I was a fiend and it is my fault if she stop to love me.

I cut and paste cos it take long typing time for me. It is ok yes?

I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
Well Bjerte, I probably wouldnt have called snits back if it was me. I would have just cut that off. Please keep us updated on any future girls.
 

00Kevin

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I think that after you grab the other mans balls and make your girl scream you have the right to call her after.

It is all about what balances things out.

What this guy did was genius.
 
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