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    Attention!! UK DJ's please read!!!

    I was thinking if any proper UK DJ's/PUAs wishing to seriously improve (not armchair AFC's) thought it would be a good idea of hooking up later this summer/autumnm and then go out sarging together as a group- doing boot camp drils/cold pick up's etc. Looking at each others weaknesses so forth...
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    Nice Guy vs. Jerk....I still don't understand!

    1. Laugh at her tell her to go and find some other slave. 2. Laugh and tell her shes WRONG. 3. Laugh.Definitely laugh and dont give a sh1t. 4. Smile say hi (whilst laughing) 5. Laugh and giver her a wink. 6. Laugh at him in a coy manner then then punch him. 7. Laugh! Why do you...
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    Asking "Are you single?"

    ...you could always ask them if they have a GIRLFRIEND! You dont lose either way then! :D :D :D
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    What to do during a sex scene in a movie!

    GREAT POST! -Take notes!:D
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    What to do during a sex scene in a movie!

    Seriously bro- if i was gonna do anything, i'd make a lame joke out of it (see previous), and go for the humour. Say (looking at screen) "Jeeze her boobs sure wobble a lot dont they?!" I think it would be corny to make a 'move' during a 'jazz scene'. There is a chance a scene might turn her...
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    What to do during a sex scene in a movie!

    -Ask her if she makes "that" sound whilst shes on top. -Tell her you used to date the female role -Tell her youve seen this scene before, but this time they've cut the 'chocolate sandwich' segment out -Ask her if she thinks the girl is 'faking' -Tell her youve got a much better one upstairs...
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    Who Pays For Lunch?????

    Hmm...there lots written about this but when youre really there, (in McDonalds right? :) ) go with how the mood takes you. Judging by the convo *she* DID ask you, so i would let her pay....(dont supplicate her!). When she calls, ask "so where are you taking me..?" Going Dutch is a bit...
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    The final word on LEARNING TO DANCE

    -Great stuff lad! I've made the commitment to learn salsa (still a bit crap)and it already pays!
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    Be A Powerhouse

    A great post!!!
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    Birthday Present

    The birthday is not something you can ignore but at the same time you dont want to come over all supplicating (AFC) with some 'heavy' gift Just so happens i was in a similar situation last week! To give you an idea...Here's how i handled it (what i got) - -I found a place that delievers...
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    Flirting with girls who have already a boyfriend?

    Taken from fs -"Sweep women off their feet...": "We all know that not one person in this world is perfect. If you begin talking about relationships, feel free to discuss the little things that bother people in a relationship in general and later get her to give you examples of some of the...
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    Bad pickup lines

    Approaching two chicks in club (UG and HB) You (to UG): Hey would you like to dance? UG: Yeah i'd love to! You: Great! Off you go and let me talk to your friend!
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    Where the hell does the bible cover farting...?

    Looks like i'm owning up to it though!
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    Where the hell does the bible cover farting...?

    Okay i was at college earlier today talking to a lecturer in his office on campus about some usual work-related bull$****. As i turned to leave the room, he got up to usher me out and some hot (hot!) latina girl strolls in and asks him about some vague, unrelated college topic yours truly...
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    How about a NEWBIE Handle?

    -Where's the smiley that blushes..? Good research, Edge! -Yeah the theory is sound but many dont read the bible and post regardless. By "handle" i mean that little 'id tag' under your name that refers to you as a 'don juan'. I reckon that by having a newbie handle it would ensure the...
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    Speak!

    Good post!- I found this little trait out too. Smile whenever you cross paths with someone- its an invitation to say 'hi'... :) -However- I still dont think there's anything wrong with playing it cool though (wry smile!)- as long as you make sure youre being charming as well (i find it makes...
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    Hot Mormons

    No Morals My mate wanted to get in the knickers of several proper Jewish girls on my college campus--so he *just lied* and told them he was Jewish too. To back up his claim- he joined the Jewish society, and went to its functions--now half the people on campus think he really is a born and...
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    Forum Options....

    Any thoughts? I dont think anythings wrong with Newbies; theyre there what keep the forum stacked with new ideas. I still reckon they should have a "newbie handle" for a bit though...some are already great at DJ'ing (judging by your posts Kaizen i think you fall into this category)...
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    Being romantic AND a DJ?

    A DJ is about being a master of SEDUCTION. Romance naturally encompasses aspects of this art when the time is right. It is AFC to be too romantic to any girl. It eventually becomes smothering to her. I know, b'cos this was me; the 'hopeless old romantic'- and it was hopeless. Immeadiately i...
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    A Common DJ Predicament?

    Thanks posterz Thanks for the advice on this one guys. I guess its a good sort of dilemma to have- great to know there are DJ's in my predicatment! ;)
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