Okay i was at college earlier today talking to a lecturer in his office on campus about some usual work-related bull$****. As i turned to leave the room, he got up to usher me out and some hot (hot!) latina girl strolls in and asks him about some vague, unrelated college topic yours truly happened to know the answer to.
Being in the DJ mindset i immediately reckoned i'd just apply some skills and build some great rapport, etc. As i considered this (0.2 sec later) the lecturer walked inbetween me and HB.
However...
What i didnt count on was the fact that as the lecturer passed me he dropped the stinkiest, silentest fart i have ever been had the displeasure to smell.
HB didnt hear it at all, but im sure she could smell it...we all could. I kept my composure but really didnt know how to strike up convo with this 'evil' hanging in the air from that point on.
I just didnt think it would be good to continue with my original convo (answering her question) while 'that' lingered. The alternative was to make some neg hit that she dropped 'it'. I didnt in the end as it just reflected the timeless rule of "one who first smelt it, dealt it" and i'd come across guilty (even though it was that fvcking lecturer!). I also reckon it doomed the whole situation before it began. Shamelessly i bailed...
Now i know for a fact i've been in the stuation before when ive been doing an approach and someone drops a fart in the vicinity...(-now this IS college)...So how d'you play an approach when a foul smell is in the air...???
Being in the DJ mindset i immediately reckoned i'd just apply some skills and build some great rapport, etc. As i considered this (0.2 sec later) the lecturer walked inbetween me and HB.
However...
What i didnt count on was the fact that as the lecturer passed me he dropped the stinkiest, silentest fart i have ever been had the displeasure to smell.
HB didnt hear it at all, but im sure she could smell it...we all could. I kept my composure but really didnt know how to strike up convo with this 'evil' hanging in the air from that point on.
I just didnt think it would be good to continue with my original convo (answering her question) while 'that' lingered. The alternative was to make some neg hit that she dropped 'it'. I didnt in the end as it just reflected the timeless rule of "one who first smelt it, dealt it" and i'd come across guilty (even though it was that fvcking lecturer!). I also reckon it doomed the whole situation before it began. Shamelessly i bailed...
Now i know for a fact i've been in the stuation before when ive been doing an approach and someone drops a fart in the vicinity...(-now this IS college)...So how d'you play an approach when a foul smell is in the air...???
