Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What body shape in this lineup are you most attracted too?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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7 all the way bro !
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
BaronOfHair
Master Don Juan
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1-4 are agreeable. Everything after that is for the crowd that's mistaken whatever is in the dumpster for 4 star dining
Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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It is A.I image, obvs, but I have the estimated weights of each picture if you'd like to know.
1. 5ft4 / 108-114lbs
2. 5ft5 / 115-122lbs
3. 5ft4 / 124-128lbs
4. 5ft4 / 143-150lbs
5. 5ft4 / 173-180lbs
6. 5ft4 / 215-235lbs
7. 5ft5 / 280-300lbs
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
1-5 but 4 is my fav
She'll be a 7 after two years.
Westminster
Senior Don Juan
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- May 31, 2023
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- 60
I've voted for number 2 but potentially 1 to 4 are all good. 5 is too big for me. 6 and 7 are way to big, Quite frankly, I wouldn't be able to get aroused if faced by either of them.