"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Woman Has Sex With Her Dog

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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (WKRC) - A Florida woman has been charged with a felony after investigators said home surveillance footage allegedly showed her engaging in sexual activity with the family dog.

Malia Elizabeth Nummerdor, 38, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of sexual activity involving animals, a second-degree felony, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BillyPilgrim

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Between this and the mom-son incest I think we might need a Florida subsection
 

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I had posted this a while back, but it got moderated.
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
Yes!! That is exactly what I am talking about..and probably 50% of the ones from the other 49 states were from Ohio :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Hi Taiyuu,
Well for her sake,I hope she had his nails clipped first LOL.
 
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