"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman Has Sex With Her Dog

taiyuu_otoko

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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (WKRC) - A Florida woman has been charged with a felony after investigators said home surveillance footage allegedly showed her engaging in sexual activity with the family dog.

Malia Elizabeth Nummerdor, 38, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of sexual activity involving animals, a second-degree felony, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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BillyPilgrim

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Between this and the mom-son incest I think we might need a Florida subsection
 

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I had posted this a while back, but it got moderated.
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
Yes!! That is exactly what I am talking about..and probably 50% of the ones from the other 49 states were from Ohio :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Hi Taiyuu,
Well for her sake,I hope she had his nails clipped first LOL.
 
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