Recent content by Salacious D

You have to have a desire to learn. You'll never do well at anything unless you're actually enjoying what you're doing--that's why armies with poor morale lose wars. You have to enjoy learning. Since, from the sound of it, your teachers haven't done a very good job invigorating you, I'd...

It just seems like they talk more about tricking girls into liking you as opposed to having girls actually get into you, and according to D9, only retarded girls would fall for something like that (using words like penetration, climax, to get a girl in bed?? come on). All you really need is...

Jeffries is a ****head. Read here

Alright, thanks.

Well I got it from her sister a year ago, wrote it down, thinking to myself, maybe I'll be able to use it later. A few weeks back I found it by accident and thought, hmm, I'll call her, we'll do something. If I mentioned this, would it seem so strange?

What, you think you're going to live forever? Fear is the mind-killer: face it, let it pass through you, and only you will remain. And, just do it.

I have this girl's number because for a school project I went over to her sister's house a year ago. Her sister goes to a private school because she can't handle standardization. Anyway, I've been meaning to give this girl a call and get her to go somewhere with me, but I've been screwed over...

The Nazis didn't exist before WW1.

That game sucks. I got stuck with Austria-Hungary, and I was the only player that actually lost. And it's not that I'm a total moron with strategy either, the same thing happened to those guys in WW1. They lost practically everything. It's more about strategic position than cunning (that's...

A long time ago I used a similar technique to get a girl's email address, to speak with her online. It was a stupid idea to go for her at all, and she was never interested in me, must have been a year and a half ago. Anyway, I asked a friend nearby what his email address was, mere feet away...

Let's put it this way--how could it hurt? Aren't we supposed to be hygeinic?

Stay the hell away from her those two times of the week you see her. Don't sweat it, and focus on other things and other girls. She'll be out of your head in no time. Don't be a **** if she asks you what's up, but keep her at a distance until you're confident you can handle yourself around her.

Is it really worth the risk? Wash your hands, try not to touch your face, and wash your face when you brush your teeth. I've had moderate to bad acne since I started puberty and it's only going away now. I'm really not a bad looking guy, but the acne seriously detracts from any person's...

Today was a penis day. Apparently somewhere, sometime, a guy working in a mortuary decided to cut the penis off of a cadaver and then zip it up in his pants, as if it were his real penis. He went for a stroll out in the open and a police officer confronted him about his loose penis. The man...

This sounds interesting. Tell us what happens. Personally, I wouldn't insult someone on the very thing they think makes them unique, but that's just me. Insult my appearance, my jokes, my whatever, but if you insult my intelligence, you are crossing the line. That's the part of my...