Recent content by Crank_It_Up

hmm... you seem to know a lot about porn, err.. cough, but then you couldn't since you're not a lowly computer nerd or truck driver right?

yes, you seem like the type of guy that likes to torture himself. By all means call her, and pour your heart out to her. Offer it up on a silver platter with your wallet, pride, dreams, and any other assets you have laying around. Let her break your heart over and over and over again, until...

tell her that when you speak french you get a huge erection, and didn't want to scare her off. If she smiles and says something in french, fvck her right then and there.

when is the right time to take your hand off the stove? when is the right time to pull your finger out of the electric socket? when is the right time to abandon a sinking ship? when is the right time to use your brain?

Usually one person cares more than the other. It is rare to have both people think they have hit the jackpot. There is no "one" but the rarity with which both people fall head over heels for the other, makes it seem as if they must be the "one".

perhaps he suffers from tiny **** syndrome... it's a fear that once the girl compares your package to a larger one she's had in the past, she will no longer be satisifed with you. The easy way to avoid this is only date virgins.

in that case, why worry? She might view him as an important part of her past, good memories along with bad, no big deal.

the "rules" are the same as if it was October 14th with the moon in the east, the temperature at 56 degrees, tide is in, and slight volcanic activity from the west. seriously, the "rules" are what you make them... do whatever the heck you wanna do. If you have to take a dump, do you ask the...

her "ex" might be thinking the exact same thing

being a challenge and playing hard to get is something girls learn around age 9 or 10. Tell her it just took you a few decades longer.

ok, I get it now, 9/11 was really about some people trying to give us more freedom, not take it away, right? I'm just not sure what freedom they were giving us. Let's see, freedom from earth's gravity?

BS... unless you are having sex within the first few minutes of meeting a girl, you are in fact waiting for her permission. So the arguement is not if but how long. Italostud, it sounds like you and this girl might have something special going on. Use your own head and think for yourself...

oh my, this sounds bad... one of your co-workers might be slipping you hormones. Quickly, go check the mirror, you might be turning into a woman

yes, she is such a hard working, brilliant, woman of great character. I could see all that in her blow job video. The only thing I couldn't see was anything that resembled of a pair of breasts

maybe that's why I always say "oh god" during sex As for astrology, yes I believe in it... along with fortune cookies, tea leaves, palm readers, ouija boards, crystal balls, fortune tellers, mystics, psychics, tarot cards, magic 8 balls, tooth fairies, Easter bunnies, and last but not least...