That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Hi MDJ,My stateside bed is a twin because these days, why not?That said, in my younger days I had a full-size bed, and actually got some use of it.
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Somebody knows!Hi MDJ,
The most important feature of a Bed is having a Foot Board for leverage,and adequate pillows to place under them!
Awesome bed related tips. I'm super fussy about having a great bed, with nicely fitted quality sheets.The most important feature is that the frame is sturdy enough not to creak or move, and a bed like that is going to be made of hardwood. Also at minimum a firm mattress. The footboard should be high enough to put your feet against for good, deep, hard thrusts.
Mine is heavy cherry with a high headboard and sturdy footboard. It ordered it custom from a furniture maker and added support to make it as sturdy as an engineered bridge. With a normal thickness mattress the surface is exactly crotch height for me (this is important as well). It also comes apart with a socket wrench to be moved in 6 pieces easily, stainless steel hardware. It was close to 3g’s about 5 years ago. Needless to say the girlies love it.
Another thing is to have the bed made with tight fitting and tucked bedding that you can easily drag a woman around on without it bunching up.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Hi Bibles,Beds, as in the frame for a mattress and box spring, only exist because in the old days, people's homes were cold in the winter and being up off the floor made it less cold. In modern times, a bed frame is unnecessary and pointless, just a silly old tradition that hasn't died yet.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Hi Chowda,Hi Scaramunchee,
I once entertained the idea of getting a footboard during my venture to make my shag room reminisce of the Renaissance. On second thought, I’d rather not have my shins and knees resemble elderberries lol
Hi Duke,Somebody knows!
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.