"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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57 yo former super model needs rescued.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Attention all old man simps....a ex-supermodel is available!

Paulina has been mostly single since her divorce 5 years ago and manages to keep her name floating around due to dating issues and posing nude as a 55+ woman.

She can find a boyfriend if she lowers her standards and isn't overly selective. There are enough thirsty older men out there.

I hear stories about women on Match & OurTime getting their inboxes flooded with hundreds of messages.
 

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"she started openly dating even though she and Ocasek still lived together in separate bedrooms and was in love with another man when her husband died."

I got no Simp-athy for her.
So now a gal deserves a piece of her ex-husband's estate when she was in love with another man? :mad:
 

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"she started openly dating even though she and Ocasek still lived together in separate bedrooms and was in love with another man when her husband died."
So now a gal deserves a piece of her ex-husband's estate when she was in love with another man? :mad:
No, she does not. They were divorcing when he died.

Her sense of entitlement is ridiculous, on the level of a woman in the Millennial generation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You know you can't go on....thinking....nothing's wrong

 

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That article seems to be a time capsule of 2019-2021, but leaves out a multi-million dollar settlement she recieved in late 2021. Somehow the focus is that "Paulina Porizkova revealed she was broke and "devastated" after her ex-husband died in 2019", and yet she settled for millions only a few years later.

She added, “I know exactly how much I’m owed under New York law, how much is due to me. And I am getting it. The estate is settling with me.”
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Porizkova found Ocasek dead at age 75 in their $10 million Gramercy Park townhouse
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Turns out it’s not a half under New York law, it’s a third.”
 

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Attention all old man simps....a ex-supermodel is available!

Paulina has been mostly single since her divorce 5 years ago and manages to keep her name floating around due to dating issues and posing nude as a 55+ woman.

She can find a boyfriend if she lowers her standards and isn't overly selective. There are enough thirsty older men out there.

I hear stories about women on Match & OurTime getting their inboxes flooded with hundreds of messages.
No thanks lol

All these old women that suddenly realize that there is a wall... :devil:

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So now a gal deserves a piece of her ex-husband's estate when she was in love with another man? :mad:
Rick Wright's wife was pissing and moaning to everyone when he passed away and left her out of his will too. She divorced him at the time Pink Floyd was recording the wall (actually when Pink Floyd was broke because of bad investments with their money and she got. Nothing,) but still expect to cash out when Rick Wright passed away in 2008. She figured she got nothing in 1979 when he was broke she should have been entitled to half if his fortune he amassed after that point.

Even divorced nearly 30 years later she thought it was still all about her and was entitled and offended to find out he left his money to his children and close friends.
 

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Start an OnlyFans. Her money issues would be gone in 24 hours with the simps out there today.
You started a thread offering proof last year that older women can do well on OnlyFans.

 

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Start an OnlyFans. Her money issues would be gone in 24 hours with the simps out there today.
I'll bet there are old farts that had lusted after her 40 years ago, and now would get excited over being able to do a PM with her at OnlyFans. Her eggs might be shriveled, but the prime DNA is still there, and she is slender and not a cow like the chick from Top Gun or Hanoi Jane's niece.
 

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You started a thread offering proof last year that older women can do well on OnlyFans.

She was a former supermodel. She would clean up.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'll bet there are old farts that had lusted after her 40 years ago, and now would get excited over being able to do a PM with her at OnlyFans. Her eggs might be shriveled, but the prime DNA is still there, and she is slender and not a cow like the chick from Top Gun or Hanoi Jane's niece.
I agree that there are enough old guy simps out there who would like to PM with her or maybe even get a personalized video from her.
 

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I agree that there are enough old guy simps out there who would like to PM with her or maybe even get a personalized video from her.
Not gonna lie, I jacked off to her swimsuit pics a few times as a teenager hahaha
 

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She is giving it away for free and not monetizing it, that's her problem.
She's putting her name out there first. There will be a forthcoming Onlyfans with a bunch of hoopla and fanfare with pics maybe (at best) 5 to 10% better than what's already out there. But she will make bank.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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