"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Super Mario Bros Movie

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I liked it. A lot

But maybe its not a good movie on its own merits. I feel this could have been a mediocre movie if you took away the Mario IP and used new characters instead.

But as it is, it felt like a movie made for the fans. Basically 90 minutes of pure fan service.

Hope they make a Nintendo Cinematic Universe like Marvel. The NCU
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This movie? Dude it was a bomb
 

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The movie was a bomba?
 

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@Dr.Suave is it worth it? I was asked to go see it with some buds, but felt somewhat opposed to it given Chris Pratts voicing mario and yada yada
 

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@Dr.Suave is it worth it? I was asked to go see it with some buds, but felt somewhat opposed to it given Chris Pratts voicing mario and yada yada
If you are a big fan of the games, then yes, totally worth it and enjoyable imho. Its a popcorn movie.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skip it even John legu whatever is going to boycott it.i like this post by the way.
 

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Skip it even John legu whatever is going to boycott it.i like this post by the way.
I like that John Legu whatever guy but maybe he is just butthurt they didnt ask him to collaborate on the movie. Just my impression, I could be wrong.
 

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I like that John Legu whatever guy but maybe he is just butthurt they didnt ask him to collaborate on the movie. Just my impression, I could be wrong.
Good point tickets are 12 bucks where i'm at god I miss the 90s lol
 

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Bump.

Appently the movie is being very succesfull in many metrics, despite the woke and lgbt+ community trying to boicott it for not being woke and inclusive.
 

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I liked it. A lot

But maybe its not a good movie on its own merits. I feel this could have been a mediocre movie if you took away the Mario IP and used new characters instead.

But as it is, it felt like a movie made for the fans. Basically 90 minutes of pure fan service.

Hope they make a Nintendo Cinematic Universe like Marvel. The NCU
I think cinematic universes inevitably lead to the horse being beaten to death.

Marvel should have stopped at Endgame.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think cinematic universes inevitably lead to the horse being beaten to death.

Marvel should have stopped at Endgame.
Yeah, I guess you are on to something. The MCU has not been the same after Endgame.

I mean, I liked the Spiderman Movies a lot but most MCU stuff post endgame has been Medicore vs before Endgame I liked everything Eexcept Captain Marvel. Maybe they should have stop introducing new characters after Endgame and just finish the remaining contracts/storylines like Spider-Man, Guardians vol 3, Loki, etc.
 

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Is this movie any different than simply watching someone play the damn game?

Let's put some respect in the Pitchfork name. This is not sh1t you boycott over.
 

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Had to go see it cause my friend's nephews wanted to. It is definitely a kid's movie. But you can tell Hollywood's rampant feminism struck again as we saw Princess Peach turned into an annoying female action character that not only took the spotlight, but she could beat up anyone, was never hurt, and she belittles everyone around her. Sounds familiar? Cause it is. Mario's name is on the title but it's technically a Peach movie. The Rey Skywalker trope strikes again.

Another woke trash.
 
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