"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats a proper way to react to this...

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Update: "I'm going to brunch with my friend Lauren but I think we're going there" so her brunch plans came through with her friend, but they are possibly going to the same place lol... atleast she will see me with someone else, that should get her head spinning and generate some competition lol

As for replying I shouldn't correct, let her head spin, or just be indifferent and say "cool"
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It won’t. She has low interest level.
That's what I figure, I definately won't be reaching out anymore, unless she contacts first. I know we will see eachother again just because of social circle, so I will just be indifferent
 
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