"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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It's not really safe to be banging raw dog it seems. I was a bit worried about even getting a unprotected blowy the other night because i had a sore on my **** from wanking too much. So I sneaked off and went into the night.

I wanted to have sex as well but without a condom. I would rather jerk off than use a condom. More pleasurable experience.

had to sneak out the backdoor just to get away from the girls while the last one i was with kissing at the end of the night was hugging her friends.

I enjoy going out but when it comes down to sex its just too risky. Had mates who have had nothing but troubles with women when they banged them raw.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You sound like a compulsive masturbator. Your other story, a girl was rubbing on your **** the whole night, instead , you awnted to buy her a drink and took her to a date to a gay bar at 3 am. What are you even talking about at this point? Your life sounds really friggin sad.

And sorry I'm being harsh.. but you need some tough love.. This is SoSuave and I don't think we need any more bad stories and weird posts like this.
 
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Trojan3000 said:
You sound like a compulsive masturbator. Your other story, a girl was rubbing on your **** the whole night, instead , you awnted to buy her a drink and took her to a date to a gay bar at 3 am. What are you even talking about at this point? Your life sounds really friggin sad.

And sorry I'm being harsh.. but you need some tough love.. This is SoSuave and I don't think we need any more bad stories and weird posts like this.
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Financially I'm cash poor broke that's why I'm not taking the girl home because i can't drive her 1 hour back. I don't use condoms so I don't see the point even taking her home. I couldn't get a blowy in a alley which i've done in gym/hostel bathrooms before sneaking the girl in because my dik had a sore on it and im worried about that ****. I just ended up spending $30 on the asian girl leaving me with $4 until next week. That doesn't matter though more money will always come.
 
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Financially I'm cash poor broke that's why I'm not taking the girl home because i can't drive her 1 hour back. I don't use condoms so I don't see the point even taking her home. I couldn't get a blowy in a alley which i've done in gym/hostel bathrooms before sneaking the girl in because my dik had a sore on it and im worried about that ****. I just ended up spending $30 on the asian girl leaving me with $4 until next week. That doesn't matter though more money will always come.
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Dude you need to be worrying about your finances not women.
 
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Dude you need to be worrying about your finances not women.
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Lol the whole financial system is going down and money isn't going to help in the time of wrath. Just earn enough and don't be focused on getting rich and gaining more for yourself but rather focus on giving.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lol the whole financial system is going down and money isn't going to help in the time of wrath. Just earn enough and don't be focused on getting rich and gaining more for yourself but rather focus on giving.
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Money gives you the ability to interact with people in a credible way; even if society breaks down, we will simply return to bartering... Currency represents effort.
 
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Lol the whole financial system is going down and money isn't going to help in the time of wrath. Just earn enough and don't be focused on getting rich and gaining more for yourself but rather focus on giving.
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Having $4 to your name til next week is no where near enough.
 
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Having $4 to your name til next week is no where near enough.
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Let's see... It's Friday today so depending on if next week starts on Sunday or Monday, You still are safe in getting a $1 item off McD dollar menu and eating half for lunch and the other half for dinner. If next week starts on Sunday, you could even splurge and get $1 2 liter soda to have with your sandwich until next week starts.

Don't be so negative...:p
 
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CAPSLOCK BANDIT said:
Money gives you the ability to interact with people in a credible way; even if society breaks down, we will simply return to bartering... Currency represents effort.
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Having $4 to your name til next week is no where near enough.
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what is enough? What happens if resources just flood in the meantime. I got enough food for probably 1 month of two as well which you can eat. money you cant even eat.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You have to laugh at trump tweets if they are real. mcdonalds and kfc and coke sure do get some free advertising.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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billtx49 said:
Read the Political rules enforcement sticky in the AE section.
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Oh I'm sorry, i guess I was mistaken, I thought this was America. It's not really political though because it's only satire... Are we not allowed to post satirical memes anymore? I was unaware of these new repressive rules.
 
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What exactly is your specific definition of political? Am I allowed to post historical satirical may mays?
 
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