"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I might have gotten the rona

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My city is summer get away place was open recently to people now it is closing because of rona. This sht is all over man. Though, I'm still not wearing a diaper, like I said, there is that 6% dead and the rest live, there is no way around it. Mask can not put you into that 6% or the other 94%.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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My city is summer get away place was open recently to people now it is closing because of rona. This sht is all over man. Though, I'm still not wearing a diaper, like I said, there is that 6% dead and the rest live, there is no way around it. Mask can not put you into that 6% or the other 94%.
Among the “94%” are those with permanent organ damage.
 

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Quick update, it's late afternoon, day 2, I got dry cough, small fever, tiredness, my ears get plugged from the pressure. Runny nose has almost disappeared. Something tells me this is just a cold from me sleeping under a fan, but I'm cautious at this point and not taking any chances. If it is rona, I know exactly from where. At military base there was this dude with bloody eyes and it looked like he had a fever, I'm not there by my external looks yet, it's same look as in zombie movies where people get sick and look all runny and fevery and have bloody eyes. He was next in line in front of me, when I saw him I stepped back. If I got this sht, then that would be the dude I got it from. Anyways, if this is the sht, there will be time eventually every one of us gets it with varying degree of pain and suffering. So far no shortness of breath, but dry cough is crappy, I'm afraid it will get worst.
I had similar to that for a few days. Ear pressure, tiredness, and a small fever. No cough. No indigestion. Nothing else. It’s gone now and all I took was some Ibuprofen for the fever. Good thing I didnt tell “they” or “they” would have said it was Covid. It’s so funny how now that we have Covid no other medical conditions exist. There is no more pneumonia, no more general headaches, no more indigestion from eating too much Chilli. everything is Covid Covid Covid now.
 

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A lot more people than those tested and in statistics have COVID. I might have had covid twice already, A LOT OF PEOPLE have it without any kind of symptoms.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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My city is summer get away place was open recently to people now it is closing because of rona. This sht is all over man. Though, I'm still not wearing a diaper, like I said, there is that 6% dead and the rest live, there is no way around it. Mask can not put you into that 6% or the other 94%.
Yeah but wearing a mask can help you prevent tossing that coin where ppl loose their lives 6% of the times
 

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Alright, two days ago I was at this one place for my military service records, and then day after than at another place for my criminal records, both are jam packed, not to mention I was traveling on train back and forth the week or two before. There was plenty of opportunities to get the rona. Yesterday I woke up with sore throat, runny nose and light temperature. Today I got all that and a headache and general tiredness. I'm begging my course of anti viral and anti inflammatory tablets which I bought back in spring for this very reason, granted it's not against rona but to easy the symptoms. I could have a simple cold who knows. I did walk up and down the mountain yesterday while going to from the beach and I wasn't out of breath in anyway.
When I got it, I had diarrhea that was so explosive, I thought I my toilet seat was going to be a rocket launch pad. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I also got the strange symptom of paresthesia in the far extremities. These are the symptoms of COVID that a regular flu or stomach flu don't incur. I also had stomach discomfort, but compared to some previous infections there, it was a little milder

I have a persistent nasal drip, so I didn't notice anything in that department. I had a fever for a day or two, but only up to 37.6C.
 

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Masks decreases your chance of catching it by like 5%. Worthless.
Surgical masks filter about 60% of particles as opposed to 95% by respirators. Not perfect but not worthless. They also reduce viral load, the amt of virus present in an infected resident's blood. People are quick to point out that the virus seems less deadly than a few months ago which is thankfully true. I personally think it's because more people are getting much of the virus filtered out by surgical or even cloth masks. Enough to get infected but not sick like before.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You came to the right place for medical advice - Doctor Skanypoon at your service! My advice is to dump that ***** of a virus.
 
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