"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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President Trump considers selling Puerto Rico

Xenom0rph

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I actually kinda like this idea. Sell Puerto Rico, buy Greenland form Denmark and offer a Iceland and Norway a chance to join the American community.


 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How awesome would it be if Greenland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden were offered statehood and joined the American community.
 

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How awesome would it be if Greenland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden were offered statehood and joined the American community.
Name 10 outstanding things that America has to offer?

Nah...I'll offer a 50% discount, how abt 5 outstanding reasons?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I actually kinda like this idea. Sell Puerto Rico, buy Greenland form Denmark and offer a Iceland and Norway a chance to join the American community.


I do not think he has the power to do this. This has to be authorized by Congress.
 

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Name 10 outstanding things that America has to offer?

Nah...I'll offer a 50% discount, how abt 5 outstanding reasons?
Coronavirus, racism, civic unrest, lawlessness, massive debt.
I'm pretty sure I could do 10, but I'll stop there.
 

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Coronavirus, racism, civic unrest, lawlessness, massive debt.
I'm pretty sure I could do 10, but I'll stop there.
We'll, the fella who thinks people wants to come to America has not offered a single thingy yet...

Only the desperate wants to enter the US.

Some of you guys really need to get out of America and visit other countries.
 

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You're linking to a CNN article? shame on you for giving those filthy liars any clicks.

I think the PuertoRicans should be deciding their own destiny and not be dictated to in such a fashion. I also doubt the icelanders and norwegians would be interested in joining the US and giving up their sovereignty in the process.
 

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Let Puerto Rico do what it wants to do.

Considering our failed state at the moment, maybe they get while the getting is good.

Also I can't imagine Greenland wants any part of this mess.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Puerto Rico will be the 52nd state, after DC.
Washington, DC is ur country's capital, very much doubt it will be a state, rightfully, it belongs to the federal govt and should be govern directly by the federal govt via a dedicated ministry, as in most countries.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Washington, DC is ur country's capital, very much doubt it will be a state, rightfully, it belongs to the federal govt and should be govern directly by the federal govt via a dedicated ministry, as in most countries.
The District’s 800,000 tax-paying residents are being denied the right of self-governance that all other Americans enjoy.
 

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The District’s 800,000 tax-paying residents are being denied the right of self-governance that all other Americans enjoy.
Didn't they get to vote for their mayor?

I'm confident that they have the ability to enact bylaws that's pertinent to their city and wellbeing.

BTW all central governments, in the entire world needs land to operate from, they can't simply operate on land that's govern by a separate govt, it will create tremendous problems for a country to function.
 
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