"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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President Trump considers selling Puerto Rico

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I actually kinda like this idea. Sell Puerto Rico, buy Greenland form Denmark and offer a Iceland and Norway a chance to join the American community.


 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How awesome would it be if Greenland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden were offered statehood and joined the American community.
 

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How awesome would it be if Greenland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden were offered statehood and joined the American community.
Name 10 outstanding things that America has to offer?

Nah...I'll offer a 50% discount, how abt 5 outstanding reasons?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I actually kinda like this idea. Sell Puerto Rico, buy Greenland form Denmark and offer a Iceland and Norway a chance to join the American community.


I do not think he has the power to do this. This has to be authorized by Congress.
 

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Name 10 outstanding things that America has to offer?

Nah...I'll offer a 50% discount, how abt 5 outstanding reasons?
Coronavirus, racism, civic unrest, lawlessness, massive debt.
I'm pretty sure I could do 10, but I'll stop there.
 

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Coronavirus, racism, civic unrest, lawlessness, massive debt.
I'm pretty sure I could do 10, but I'll stop there.
We'll, the fella who thinks people wants to come to America has not offered a single thingy yet...

Only the desperate wants to enter the US.

Some of you guys really need to get out of America and visit other countries.
 

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You're linking to a CNN article? shame on you for giving those filthy liars any clicks.

I think the PuertoRicans should be deciding their own destiny and not be dictated to in such a fashion. I also doubt the icelanders and norwegians would be interested in joining the US and giving up their sovereignty in the process.
 

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Let Puerto Rico do what it wants to do.

Considering our failed state at the moment, maybe they get while the getting is good.

Also I can't imagine Greenland wants any part of this mess.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Puerto Rico will be the 52nd state, after DC.
Washington, DC is ur country's capital, very much doubt it will be a state, rightfully, it belongs to the federal govt and should be govern directly by the federal govt via a dedicated ministry, as in most countries.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Washington, DC is ur country's capital, very much doubt it will be a state, rightfully, it belongs to the federal govt and should be govern directly by the federal govt via a dedicated ministry, as in most countries.
The District’s 800,000 tax-paying residents are being denied the right of self-governance that all other Americans enjoy.
 

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The District’s 800,000 tax-paying residents are being denied the right of self-governance that all other Americans enjoy.
Didn't they get to vote for their mayor?

I'm confident that they have the ability to enact bylaws that's pertinent to their city and wellbeing.

BTW all central governments, in the entire world needs land to operate from, they can't simply operate on land that's govern by a separate govt, it will create tremendous problems for a country to function.
 
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