"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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we estimated a high school recently and came to the conclusion 450 out of 600 are from broken homes
I suspect if you control for the parents' 1) education (can be more than just a formal degree), 2) economic security, 3) absence of personality disordered tendencies, and 4) mutual commitment to informed family planning (using birth control when fvcking if you don't intend to have kids, controlling that the other person would be a decent parent rather than making decisions out of desperation or infatuation, not having children just out of impulse or selfishness, preparing for what being a parent means and doing basic research on child rearing...), you would find that childrens' life outcomes - such as those 450/600 - are basically heritable from these parental characteristics. It's positive and negative cycles. You wouldn't want an unqualified person to be in charge of your surgery - how many people who have kids fit all 4 of those criteria to be qualified for one of the most important jobs in society as parents?
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I thought that picture might not do her justice, so I looked up more of her. The picture in the thread is actually flattering. She looks like a man when she smiles.

Unrelated, but I once met a chick in germany who looked EXACTLY like Kurt Russell. Somehow she was still hot. No homo.
 

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Can't speak for him, but simply because it's more PC and vogue to crown a woman of color, even in lily white Germany. And this is coming from me, who's more into dark skinned women than Germans.
When was the last time you've been to Germany? It's far from "lily white" these days.
 

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I thought that picture might not do her justice, so I looked up more of her. The picture in the thread is actually flattering. She looks like a man when she smiles.

Unrelated, but I once met a chick in germany who looked EXACTLY like Kurt Russell. Somehow she was still hot. No homo.
But....she is a 10 personaliry wise.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I wonder if miss universe will go woke enough to make her miss universe or if there will be men on that voting panel.
I hope because this is like rewarding mediocrity

Seriously she actually look like 45 and the pic we see is probably one that makes her look good. The wall hit hard for some
 

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I thought that picture might not do her justice, so I looked up more of her. The picture in the thread is actually flattering. She looks like a man when she smiles.

Unrelated, but I once met a chick in germany who looked EXACTLY like Kurt Russell. Somehow she was still hot. No homo.
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It also sounds like an agenda to push for the "attractiveness" of old women. Either they are stupid, or they think men are stupid.
 

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https://www.dw.com/en/all-woman-jury-names-miss-germany-2020/a-52394212

At 35, von Hase was the oldest participant in this year's final, which for this year adopted the motto "Empowering Authentic Women."

For the first time, the 2020 Miss Germany contest allowed married women and mothers to participate and did not include a bikini contest. This year's contest also saw the age limit raised by 10 years to include women up to 39 years old. Participants must be at least 18 years old to take part.



So basically an all women jury voted a middle aged single mother as miss Germany against two early 20s hotties and we are all supposed to celebrate it, ofc no bikini walks as it is offensive.

When no matter how ridicolous your jokes are, reality is above them.

If we were to see the dating field and the relationship market according to economical evaluation we could talk about public ingerence toward the value of goods and free market.
Better pic of her, but still... Seriously??

http://instagr.am/p/B8Bm385lrAu/
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Better pic of her, but still... Seriously??

http://instagr.am/p/B8Bm385lrAu/
I'd actually say she looks even older here.
Not that I would complain about an older woman, aging is natural, we all age.
But I would probably not have sex with her. Even drunk.
I don't have a problem with her winning because she's old, she's just unattractive to me. There are a lot of hot 35 year olds out there.
And A LOT more 20 year olds with less wrinkles on their face, a$$ and mind.
 

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When we were kids and someone hurt himself doing wrestling moves we got told that such things are not real so not to believe them for true.

Too bad no one did the same when young girls watched sex and the city with those post walls running around pretending to be 20.
 

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When we were kids and someone hurt himself doing wrestling moves we got told that such things are not real so not to believe them for true.

Too bad no one did the same when young girls watched sex and the city with those post walls running around pretending to be 20.
lol.... they just don't want the party to end man, let em have some fun and feel good.... no harm done.
 

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bad bad bad.......

Its bad because she is in no way look like a 35 yo, and that body actually makes her look even worst.
I dont say this often but she need some meat on her. Triangle boobs ftw.
i dont see anything positive about her appearance
Trying to throw a bone to the lady. Whatever you do, do not look at her ass in that pic set.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'd actually say she looks even older here.
Not that I would complain about an older woman, aging is natural, we all age.
But I would probably not have sex with her. Even drunk.
I don't have a problem with her winning because she's old, she's just unattractive to me. There are a lot of hot 35 year olds out there.
And A LOT more 20 year olds with less wrinkles on their face, a$$ and mind.
Boobs and ass not to my liking; but, this is what happens when certain type of lady folk are in charge. I cringe to imagine more females like these "Judges" as heads of State. Isn't Germany run by the female lookalike of Adolf Hitler?
 

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This is subjective and I don't mean to be rude but I think the woman next to her crowning her looks better. :zip:
yeah, the question is, who would you rather fvck? in these contests. How hard can it be?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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