Lay report.

[Rainman4707]

5"1 I would say she was HB7. Dark hair. Good set of tits on her.
We had things in common on pof...Although i had "that" feeling something was wrong about her. David d said if you get that feeling..maybe best to move onto next. She had pscycholoy degree. I was attracted to her in bar. I wasn't at my best during date. Had a bit of a few awkward moments. I did feel attracted to her. She seemed worldly experienced and had attraction. She was funny, sexy, cute. I didn't think I had much chance because she seemed an extrovert. I didnt think she would be attracted to me. There were red flags. She said she liked to **** younger guys. She is 33, she likes guys about 18.
I took off my jacket. She looked impressed, started talked about sex. Asked me what i like. Told her i like bending women over tables and fuc$ing them. She asked me if if will do her over the table. I said yes (we were in Wetherspoons ) she asked me if I will go back to hers. She said she was desperate to see my dic$. She offered to give me a ******* in pub. We decided to go back to hers. On the way to hers she was hinting at me to fu$k her in the bushes. We had a laugh. I said i would, but she wanted her bed.

Not my proudest moment to say the least. I'm ashamed. I knew she was a slag, but I really wanted to fu$k her

She was great at *******...best I've ever had. Right dirty bitc/. Evil look. (That evil dirty look was one of the red flags I noticed before I met her.)
I fuc&ed her twice.

 

[zekko]

You mean someone here actually gets laid?

A psychology degree could be a red flag though, a lot of those people are more than a little wacky themselves. Might be what draws them to it.

 

[Serenity]

If you went out with the intention of love then you fvcked up.

If you went out with the intention to only have some great sex then it seems you found a good one.

 

[Rainman4707]

If you went out with the intention of love then you fvcked up.

If you went out with the intention to only have some great sex then it seems you found a good one.

She is crazy. I should stay away. Sometimes though, my di4k controls my brain.

 

[Hal9000]

The crazy ones are almost always fun in bed. Limit your time with them to that and you'll be much better off.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

She is crazy. I should stay away. Sometimes though, my di4k controls my brain.

Just write her off as any chance of an LTR and bang away while looking for better prospects

 

[Barrister]

You mean someone here actually gets laid?

A psychology degree could be a red flag though, a lot of those people are more than a little wacky themselves. Might be what draws them to it.

I've heard that those who get psychology degrees get them to learn about themselves more than they do to help others!

Good story though, OP. Nice to have a purely positive post on here for a change.

 

[andreihaha]

5"1 I would say she was HB7. Dark hair. Good set of tits on her.
We had things in common on pof...Although i had "that" feeling something was wrong about her. David d said if you get that feeling..maybe best to move onto next. She had pscycholoy degree. I was attracted to her in bar. I wasn't at my best during date. Had a bit of a few awkward moments. I did feel attracted to her. She seemed worldly experienced and had attraction. She was funny, sexy, cute. I didn't think I had much chance because she seemed an extrovert. I didnt think she would be attracted to me. There were red flags. She said she liked to **** younger guys. She is 33, she likes guys about 18.
I took off my jacket. She looked impressed, started talked about sex. Asked me what i like. Told her i like bending women over tables and fuc$ing them. She asked me if if will do her over the table. I said yes (we were in Wetherspoons ) she asked me if I will go back to hers. She said she was desperate to see my dic$. She offered to give me a ******* in pub. We decided to go back to hers. On the way to hers she was hinting at me to fu$k her in the bushes. We had a laugh. I said i would, but she wanted her bed.

Not my proudest moment to say the least. I'm ashamed. I knew she was a slag, but I really wanted to fu$k her

She was great at *******...best I've ever had. Right dirty bitc/. Evil look. (That evil dirty look was one of the red flags I noticed before I met her.)
I fuc&ed her twice.

Oh so they are NOT extinct.
Both crazy girls wanting your d1ck in the bar and guys on this site getting laid.
I went out with a pshychology student once. Both hot and crazy good in bed.
I should give her a call.
Just kidding, of course she was also crazy.

 

[nicksaiz65]

Oh so they are NOT extinct.
Both crazy girls wanting your d1ck in the bar and guys on this site getting laid.
I went out with a pshychology student once. Both hot and crazy good in bed.
I should give her a call.
Just kidding, of course she was also crazy.

People always say nurses, teachers, and psychology students are good in bed lol

 

[KindredSpiritzz]

People always say nurses, teachers, and psychology students are good in bed lol

Never thought about it til you said that, but I can vouch for teachers and nurses. I was always surprised with nurses cause they never wanted me to wear a condom which I thought odd being in the medical professional.

 

[nicksaiz65]

Never thought about it til you said that, but I can vouch for teachers and nurses. I was always surprised with nurses cause they never wanted me to wear a condom which I thought odd being in the medical professional.

Man it be like that bro haha

 

[Rainman4707]

Whilst lying in bed with her afterwards she was asking me what turned me on. I also asked her..which led me talking about women's sexual fantasies. She told me a few, but said she wouldn't mention a certain one until we were further down the line (deeper connected) I told her what majority of women want to hear. That it dosent matter how ridiculous the fantasy sounds because I've probably heard a fantasy more ridiculous. I gave her an example. She then told me her deepest darkest fantasy.

Most men don't talk about this stuff with women.

 

[KindredSpiritzz]

Most men don't talk about this stuff with women.

why not? if she wants a train pulled on her someday i'd kinda like to know that crap as soon as possible.

 

[Rainman4707]

why not? if she wants a train pulled on her someday i'd kinda like to know that crap as soon as possible.

Because most men come home from work..bust a nut in her, then watch tv. When she mentions something like "i like the idea of you putting on a horse mask when fu"king me" he lol, she feels embarrassed and NEVER mentions her fantasies again

 

[Glassguy]

I have fvcked 2 women who had PhDs and were psychologists.

The one was so motherly it made me sick. But she would let me do absolutely whatever I wanted with her sexually so I treated her like the dirty little wh0re she wanted to be. Lasted 5 months as a plate.

The other was constantly trying to "figure me out" in a diagnosing way. She never understood why I didnt swoon over her (she was highly smart and attractive). Always had some mental health reason why I was so independent. Little did she know (then) my frame was solid as an oak and she was operating in my world, not hers. She was also open to me doing whatever I wanted with her and whenever I wanted it. Lasted about 4 months as a plate.

She ended up falling off the radar because she wanted something much more and I didnt. She met a guy and they got married in like 2 months. Total fruitcake. I am still friends with her on FB and every time she posts these pics of her kissing him I think of all the loads I blew on those lips he is kissing.

Use them and return to sender.

Happy hunting.

 

[nicksaiz65]

I have fvcked 2 women who had PhDs and were psychologists.

The one was so motherly it made me sick. But she would let me do absolutely whatever I wanted with her sexually so I treated her like the dirty little wh0re she wanted to be. Lasted 5 months as a plate.

The other was constantly trying to "figure me out" in a diagnosing way. She never understood why I didnt swoon over her (she was highly smart and attractive). Always had some mental health reason why I was so independent. Little did she know (then) my frame was solid as an oak and she was operating in my world, not hers. She was also open to me doing whatever I wanted with her and whenever I wanted it. Lasted about 4 months as a plate.

She ended up falling off the radar because she wanted something much more and I didnt. She met a guy and they got married in like 2 months. Total fruitcake. I am still friends with her on FB and every time she posts these pics of her kissing him I think of all the loads I blew on those lips he is kissing.

Use them and return to sender.

Happy hunting.

That's what's up bro. Another reason to never get married

 

[Glassguy]

That's what's up bro. Another reason to never get married

Exactly.

Have all the fun and send them on their way.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Just write her off as any chance of an LTR and bang away while looking for better prospects

I endorse this advice. Keep banging her (use protection) until you find better LTR prospects.