The Date Was A Disaster..But I Enjoyed It.

[soulforge]

So I had a date with this online chick.


She seemed ok looking, a little bigger in size compared to her pictures.

To be honest, I didn't fancy her much.. I like slim girls.

Anyhow we got chatting.. Conversation seemed fine.. I went to the bar, and grabbed a drink..

When I can back she said this to me..

Her - Your quite short arn't you (I am 5ft8)

Me - Yes I am.. Your quite over weight arn't you, guess we have to make the best of we have been given.


She didn't like my response one bit, her fukin jaw dropped... Anyway I didn't give a fuk.. I don't bang fatties, so I finished my drink pronto, and left the bar, with her her still sat on her big ass on the couch.

Overall it was a good date.. Satisfying.. She drove all the way to come see me, the bar is two minutes from my house... I made zero effort.

 

[lamath]

She asked for it imo
Funny how some women are so full.of themself.

Dont judged less you be judged.

 

[RickTheToad]

So I had a date with this online chick.


She seemed ok looking, a little bigger in size compared to her pictures.

To be honest, I didn't fancy her much.. I like slim girls.

Anyhow we got chatting.. Conversation seemed fine.. I went to the bar, and grabbed a drink..

When I can back she said this to me..

Her - Your quite short arn't you (I am 5ft8)

Me - Yes I am.. Your quite over weight arn't you, guess we have to make the best of we have been given.


She didn't like my response one bit, her fukin jaw dropped... Anyway I didn't give a fuk.. I don't bang fatties, so I finished my drink pronto, and left the bar, with her her still sat on her big ass on the couch.

Overall it was a good date.. Satisfying.. She drove all the way to come see me, the bar is two minutes from my house... I made zero effort.

Dude!! I love it. I'm going to use that. That made my day. Lol.

 

[Robert28]

Best response to a height jab is “height doesn’t matter if I’m laying on my back and you’re on top”.lol

 

[zekko]

Probably her attempt to toss a neg. Loved your response.

 

[Scars]

Lmao, that response got me dying.

 

[backseatjuan]

“height doesn’t matter if I’m laying on my back and you’re on top”

"height doesn't matter if you're sucking my dck"

 

[RickTheToad]

"height doesn't matter if you're sucking my dck"

Lol.

 

[backseatjuan]

Anyhow we got chatting.. Conversation seemed fine.. I went to the bar, and grabbed a drink..

Let me picture this so I can savor. You brought her to a bar and just sat there at a table, nothing was ordered, just chatting. Then you go to the bar, grab yourself a drink, come back and she gives you this rude comment, like wtf dude, where is my drink. You pour one down the hatch and tell the fat joke and leave!

 

[niceguytoalphamale]

@soulforge the moral of the story? Don't shoot stones if you live in a glass house lol.. She had it coming to her. Stupid girl.

 

[backseatjuan]

Her - Your quite short arn't you (I am 5ft8)

Me - Yes I am.. Your quite over weight arn't you, guess we have to make the best of we have been given.

Bra! Do you think by 'quite short' she meant that you had a drink for yourself only?

 

[soulforge]

"height doesn't matter if you're sucking my dck"

Haha i like this

 

[Serenity]

Me - Yes I am.. Your quite over weight arn't you, guess we have to make the best of we have been given.

The funniest part is that your response isn't even accurate. You can't change your height, but she could certainly lose weight. You were given your height, she wasn't given her weight.

Point is, it's worse to complain about height than weight.

 

[backseatjuan]

I mean, there you are, coming back to the table with only one drink and she says that. I could be wrong, but only if it was two drinks man.

 

[soulforge]

The funniest part is that your response isn't even accurate. You can't change your height, but she could certainly lose weight. You were given your height, she wasn't given her weight.

Point is, it's worse to complain about height than weight.

Valid point.. However, her response would always be.. 'But I Love These Curves'

 

[niceguytoalphamale]

@soulforge Or accuse you of being a chauvinistic pig lol I love when I hear that. Then I know I'm really getting somewhere lulzz

 

[backseatjuan]

@soulforge So was her comment about you being short on drinks and not your height?

 

[sosousage]

@soulforge So was her comment about you being short on drinks and not your height?

he should first have sex with her then block her saying shes fat

 

[fanatic22]

@soulforge So was her comment about you being short on drinks and not your height?

Maybe if she said “you’re one short” you could interpret it that way but “you’re quite short” is clearly a reference to his height.

 

[sosousage]

Maybe if she said “you’re one short” you could interpret it that way but “you’re quite short” is clearly a reference to his height.

i like the fact soulforge didnt buy her drinks