"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't Fvck The Monkeys

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ed-three-years-sexually-harassing-monkey.html

An Egyptian court has sentenced a 25-year-old woman to three years in prison for 'sexually harassing' a monkey in the country's north, state daily Al-Ahram reported Friday.

A court in Mansoura city charged Basma Ahmed with 'inciting debauchery' and 'committing an obscene act in public', a judicial source told the newspaper.

She was arrested in October after a 90-second video of the incident went viral, particularly among young people and students, Al-Ahram said.




Basma Ahmed was charged with 'inciting debauchery' and 'committing an obscene act in public
The video shows Ahmed laughing while touching the genitals of a monkey at a pet shop in the Nile Delta city and making sexual innuendos as people around her chuckle.

At court she 'confessed... to the incident but said she did not mean to commit an indecent act and that she had been tickling the monkey'.

The video sparked a fierce backlash online in the conservative Muslim country.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Monkey 'Dee' Monkey Do
 
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Part of me feels like a fine would be sufficient. 3 years isn't horrible but I don't know if that much time is required. Surely 6 months would be enough to prevent her from doing it again. However I wonder if a male doing the same thing to a female monkey would've gotten a harsher penalty. It's weird, but she's clearly lying now that she was caught. Ah well, don't spank someone else's monkey and you'll be fine.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Officials said that Ahmed is not a first-time offender and has previously been charged in two other 'public moral' cases."
 
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Atom Smasher said:
"Officials said that Ahmed is not a first-time offender and has previously been charged in two other 'public moral' cases."
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A repeat offender. The Bill Cosby of the monkeys.
 
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Let the Monkeys fvck each other...Never forget my trip to the Cincy Zoo when I was like 12 or 13...one monkey sniffing another one down, then getting in back and mounting it, funny as heyll.

There was plenty of other monkeys there...
 
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