She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole

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I ate this latinas ass a few weeks ago. Loved it. I love kinky sh*t. After that she was begging me to fuhk her ass
^^Ain't nothing beta abt this.

Some of you guys need to loosen up and enjoy some kinky moves...

Side note: I don't recommend sticking the tongue inside :down:
 

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All good theories...although its fun to have a woman do kinky shyt for you. Its not fun to eat shyt and pretend to like it
I think she gets off on dudes submission...uh no thanks.
Shes the type to have dudes fawn over her feet...yea. No
Maybe i am boring to her cuz i dont care about her feet. I care about women that make me happy.
 

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Your post reminded me eating Dawn's Taco!! :rofl:This is a real place in Peoria, Illinois, about 45 minutes from me. I've never eaten there but you gotta love the name!



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aahhaaahhahahahahahahaaahhahah oh my, whoever creative designer made that logo is just...hahaahhaahahaahahaha
 

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There are men out there that will do that... it's what she likes so she's just telling you what she likes. She wants to know if you are sexually compatible. Clearly you guys are not... just be glad you found out and can move on to another chick. I will do some crazy sh!t... but yea... I won't do that either, everyone has their limits.
 

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aahhaaahhahahahahahahaaahhahah oh my, whoever creative designer made that logo is just...hahaahhaahahaahahaha
There was some libtard media BS calling the logo offensive. The restaurant got booted from participating in at least one local event but they didn’t seem to care. Tacos for everyone!!
 

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If you replied like that, you are boring. Questions like these are sh1t tests, you need to respond in a ****y, funny manner.

She: "Would you eat my booty hole"?
You: "Umm, no, that's disgusting and unhygienic"

That's beta response.

She: "Would you eat my booty hole?"
You: "Only if you use Chanel fragranced toilet paper".

Alpha response. See the difference?
The only difference I see is how dumb your post is. If he doesn't want to eat a$$ it don't matter how tf he says it.
 

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She's right, you probably are boring sexually.

Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?

You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........

....you'll drive her wild and she'll be grinding begging for you to fvck her azz............

give it a go and if you don't like it......well

I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
 

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She's right, you probably are boring sexually.

Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?

You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........

I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
 

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This is a case where I will be happy to be boring.
 

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Are you guys kidding? I LOVE doing this, especially if the girl is hot and has a nice butt. Hell, I've had girls do it to me and get really into it. So dirty but so much fun!
 

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no idea it feels subbmisive and also disgusting bleh


id do a lot of other crazy **** tho
Nah, not submissive if you do it right. Grab her forcefully, flip her over, push her head down or hold her by the hair and go at it. Drives some girls wild.
 

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Nah, not submissive if you do it right. Grab her forcefully, flip her over, push her head down or hold her by the hair and go at it. Drives some girls wild.
i still think it is submissive regardless if you pretend to force it on her lmao
 

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i still think it is submissive regardless if you pretend to force it on her lmao
Cool. I've always had fun doing it.

If she asks you to do it and you do it, that's one thing. But if you just take it, that's something else.
 

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Wtf....
Bro...i dont do that lol
You are boring and that's okay. Not being open minded, not being kinky, being too reserved and uptight or a clean freak are not crimes. You haven't done anything wrong.

You have 3 options:

1. Suck it up and learn to try new things, it's not like she isn't going to take a shower before making you eat ass. If you hate it after trying it that's a whole nother thing.

2. Show her that You're not a boyscout but that you have certain limits by making up for it with other things. She won't mind if you won't do one thing if you do plenty of other fun things she'll love. (For example, I know girls that won't do anal but would do a threesome with another girl or vice versa. Girls who won't send nudes but would give me a lap dance/twerk for me, girls who are too insecure to wear mini skirts or booty shorts but would buy lingerie for us to enjoy at home, etc.)

3. Just let her know that you're a missionary with the lights off in a bedroom only kind of person and she has to accept that, if she wants something less vanilla she can go on Pornhub or buy a toy.

I recommend 1&2.
 
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