"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
^^Ain't nothing beta abt this.
Some of you guys need to loosen up and enjoy some kinky moves...
Side note: I don't recommend sticking the tongue inside
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All good theories...although its fun to have a woman do kinky shyt for you. Its not fun to eat shyt and pretend to like it
I think she gets off on dudes submission...uh no thanks.
Shes the type to have dudes fawn over her feet...yea. No
Maybe i am boring to her cuz i dont care about her feet. I care about women that make me happy.
I think she gets off on dudes submission...uh no thanks.
Shes the type to have dudes fawn over her feet...yea. No
Maybe i am boring to her cuz i dont care about her feet. I care about women that make me happy.
lizardking82
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aahhaaahhahahahahahahaaahhahah oh my, whoever creative designer made that logo is just...hahaahhaahahaahahahaYour post reminded me eating Dawn's Taco!!
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RangerMIke
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There are men out there that will do that... it's what she likes so she's just telling you what she likes. She wants to know if you are sexually compatible. Clearly you guys are not... just be glad you found out and can move on to another chick. I will do some crazy sh!t... but yea... I won't do that either, everyone has their limits.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
logicallefty
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There was some libtard media BS calling the logo offensive. The restaurant got booted from participating in at least one local event but they didn’t seem to care. Tacos for everyone!!
Atom Smasher
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Gives a new meaning to getting up at the crack o' dawn.
stovepipe
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The only difference I see is how dumb your post is. If he doesn't want to eat a$$ it don't matter how tf he says it.
She's right, you probably are boring sexually.
Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?
You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........
....you'll drive her wild and she'll be grinding begging for you to fvck her azz............
give it a go and if you don't like it......well
I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?
You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........
....you'll drive her wild and she'll be grinding begging for you to fvck her azz............
give it a go and if you don't like it......well
I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
stovepipe
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Let Belladonna show you how it's done....
https://www.xnxx.com/video-93mh109/3601816_belladonna_rimming_compilation_with_*******_sucking
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nah, not submissive if you do it right. Grab her forcefully, flip her over, push her head down or hold her by the hair and go at it. Drives some girls wild.
RichardTheFrog
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Never done that. Never want to.
Never had it done to me, either. Not sure if I would ever ask someone, either.
Never had it done to me, either. Not sure if I would ever ask someone, either.
i still think it is submissive regardless if you pretend to force it on her lmao
Cool. I've always had fun doing it.
If she asks you to do it and you do it, that's one thing. But if you just take it, that's something else.
devilkingx2
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You are boring and that's okay. Not being open minded, not being kinky, being too reserved and uptight or a clean freak are not crimes. You haven't done anything wrong.
You have 3 options:
1. Suck it up and learn to try new things, it's not like she isn't going to take a shower before making you eat ass. If you hate it after trying it that's a whole nother thing.
2. Show her that You're not a boyscout but that you have certain limits by making up for it with other things. She won't mind if you won't do one thing if you do plenty of other fun things she'll love. (For example, I know girls that won't do anal but would do a threesome with another girl or vice versa. Girls who won't send nudes but would give me a lap dance/twerk for me, girls who are too insecure to wear mini skirts or booty shorts but would buy lingerie for us to enjoy at home, etc.)
3. Just let her know that you're a missionary with the lights off in a bedroom only kind of person and she has to accept that, if she wants something less vanilla she can go on Pornhub or buy a toy.
I recommend 1&2.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.