"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
^^Ain't nothing beta abt this.
Some of you guys need to loosen up and enjoy some kinky moves...
Side note: I don't recommend sticking the tongue inside
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All good theories...although its fun to have a woman do kinky shyt for you. Its not fun to eat shyt and pretend to like it
I think she gets off on dudes submission...uh no thanks.
Shes the type to have dudes fawn over her feet...yea. No
Maybe i am boring to her cuz i dont care about her feet. I care about women that make me happy.
I think she gets off on dudes submission...uh no thanks.
Shes the type to have dudes fawn over her feet...yea. No
Maybe i am boring to her cuz i dont care about her feet. I care about women that make me happy.
lizardking82
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aahhaaahhahahahahahahaaahhahah oh my, whoever creative designer made that logo is just...hahaahhaahahaahahahaYour post reminded me eating Dawn's Taco!!
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RangerMIke
Master Don Juan
There are men out there that will do that... it's what she likes so she's just telling you what she likes. She wants to know if you are sexually compatible. Clearly you guys are not... just be glad you found out and can move on to another chick. I will do some crazy sh!t... but yea... I won't do that either, everyone has their limits.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
logicallefty
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There was some libtard media BS calling the logo offensive. The restaurant got booted from participating in at least one local event but they didn’t seem to care. Tacos for everyone!!
Atom Smasher
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Gives a new meaning to getting up at the crack o' dawn.
stovepipe
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The only difference I see is how dumb your post is. If he doesn't want to eat a$$ it don't matter how tf he says it.
She's right, you probably are boring sexually.
Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?
You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........
....you'll drive her wild and she'll be grinding begging for you to fvck her azz............
give it a go and if you don't like it......well
I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
Nothing to do with domination/submission. You've never had a girl do it to you?
You won't be "eating ****e". Your ****e is stored in the colon numb nuts. Take a shower or a bath with her.......clean the
area.......get her on the bed....give her head and finger her.......get some of that puzzy juice going towards and on her azzhole...
lubricate her azz with that juice and play with it with your finger........hmm now you got a nice clean, puzzy flavored azz.......
give it a little kiss you know you want to.......fvck it get stuck in there you know you want it.....tongue that baby....spread her
cheeks and get that tongue in there.........
....you'll drive her wild and she'll be grinding begging for you to fvck her azz............
give it a go and if you don't like it......well
I think you're going on about domination/submission as you may be slightly insecure.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
stovepipe
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Let Belladonna show you how it's done....
https://www.xnxx.com/video-93mh109/3601816_belladonna_rimming_compilation_with_*******_sucking
https://www.xnxx.com/video-93mh109/3601816_belladonna_rimming_compilation_with_*******_sucking
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Nah, not submissive if you do it right. Grab her forcefully, flip her over, push her head down or hold her by the hair and go at it. Drives some girls wild.
RichardTheFrog
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Never done that. Never want to.
Never had it done to me, either. Not sure if I would ever ask someone, either.
Never had it done to me, either. Not sure if I would ever ask someone, either.
i still think it is submissive regardless if you pretend to force it on her lmao
Cool. I've always had fun doing it.
If she asks you to do it and you do it, that's one thing. But if you just take it, that's something else.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
You are boring and that's okay. Not being open minded, not being kinky, being too reserved and uptight or a clean freak are not crimes. You haven't done anything wrong.
You have 3 options:
1. Suck it up and learn to try new things, it's not like she isn't going to take a shower before making you eat ass. If you hate it after trying it that's a whole nother thing.
2. Show her that You're not a boyscout but that you have certain limits by making up for it with other things. She won't mind if you won't do one thing if you do plenty of other fun things she'll love. (For example, I know girls that won't do anal but would do a threesome with another girl or vice versa. Girls who won't send nudes but would give me a lap dance/twerk for me, girls who are too insecure to wear mini skirts or booty shorts but would buy lingerie for us to enjoy at home, etc.)
3. Just let her know that you're a missionary with the lights off in a bedroom only kind of person and she has to accept that, if she wants something less vanilla she can go on Pornhub or buy a toy.
I recommend 1&2.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.