Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Someone in Orlando should offer to go out with him while he drives the lambo and you drive his crappy work truck, and then still get more girls than he does.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Countdown to Lamborghini
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
guru1000
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Pulled in the Meat-packing district while with another 9. She approached me lol. From El Salvador with a sick body too. Women like this are all over the place at the tables, and walking in with a 9 is instant social proof.
Misterchaos
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I doub't it, if you've ever experienced a naturally aspirated v10 no full electric will ever have the same emotion. Hybrids ok maybe...
Then again this only matters to the small niche of actual car enthusiast. I don't see any of the performance car makers ceasing production anytime soon. Although some may choose to go the Hybrid route.
Teslas are great inner city DD but absolutely boring in the sound department despite its impressive 0-60.
Don't want to derail Richards amazing thread lol so I'm out.
RichardTheFrog
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RichardTheFrog
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I don't hang out with other guys.
Plus, when you're in a bar, no one can see your car.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
guru1000
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First? LOL
Richard, you know my style already.
Only add-on I would suggest with the lambo: Have a 9 join you as a wing girl and pick up other women.
RichardTheFrog
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How did you get the 9 that you walked in that store with?
How do we know?
Prove it.
Edit: I can even make a women hv multiple orgasms and hv fantasies abt me without fvcking her. All I need 2 do is pay her $1000
R.U.G.
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I have money to buy toys with cash. Anyone who buys a toy (I.E. exotic car) with TWO LOANS doesn't have a pot to piss in.
I found a new site for you to visit and learn from.
http://howtoarguewithanidiot.com/
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Epicurus
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What app is that in the pictureLet me know if that Lambo gets you a free Guru1000 harem candidate like this:
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_4016_zpskq3pbahe.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
R.U.G.
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But but but, you do not have a robotic d!ck that spouts lemon flavored cvm like the little frogman here.
RichardTheFrog
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I'm bigger than you, clown.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Translation: "I'm a narcissist with no friends."
My dad's dad is a narcissist, and a complete piece of sh!t of a human being. He drives a Mercedes. You people deserve the best, right? That is how your mental disorder expresses itself.
RichardTheFrog
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To 90% of the members of this site:
Listen to what a bunch of sh1t talking ph@gg0ts you all are.
Listen to what a bunch of sh1t talking ph@gg0ts you all are.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Well, you’re getting into your prime groove now son.…
RichardTheFrog
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I hang out and get along with people I work with, assuming they are actually working and doing a good job.
I don't have a group of guys that I go out with and I don't want to.
Everyone is self serving, so why would I want that?
I can chill a little and get along as long as work is getting done because I don't have time to play games or to waste.
RichardTheFrog
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I'm not your son. Aren't you a little frat boy?
RichardTheFrog
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To use one of your replies, You don’t know sh|t and I don’t care what you think…
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.