Just 4?
Try paying and tipping her more $$, you'll get to give her 8 orgasms with the bionic d1ck.
The ego boost and bragging right will double up.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Countdown to Lamborghini
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Try paying and tipping her more $$, you'll get to give her 8 orgasms with the bionic d1ck.
The ego boost and bragging right will double up.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Skyline
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A Huracán huh?RichardTheFrog post: 2546663 said:
You said you were buying a first gen Gallardo. Huracàn's are literally 3x the price.
Designer Man
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You're all being trolled
QuadDeuces
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I wouldn't buy a Lambo with a loan, because you pay intrest over an object that loses value every day.
If a doctor told me I had 6 months left to live, I would do the same.
Otherwise I would invest it into some kind of rare classic vintage car which increases in value.
If a doctor told me I had 6 months left to live, I would do the same.
Otherwise I would invest it into some kind of rare classic vintage car which increases in value.
R.U.G.
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You have anger issues bro. You need help. I understand you mostly post these threads for attention, but you'd be amazed what some therapy can do for you to work through your anger issues.
We've all been there in some point of our lives.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RichardTheFrog
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I don't care enough about anyone here to desire their attention.
RichardTheFrog
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I didn't post that video.
RichardTheFrog
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Well that's you. I'm a fan of the Lambo.
RichardTheFrog
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37yo and HB8 cannot exist in the same sentence.
R.U.G.
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Wasn't judging you bro. Just lending some advice. It's worth what you paid for it... Nothing. You do as you chose. You're a smart bro, just aren't making the best decisions. I've been there myself... Just trying to lend some advice. If it matters, when I was around your age, and I was printing money like a bank, I purchased a exotic car as well. It was a headache and a half. I purchased it used, but still under warranty. After the warranty expired, the maintenance was a PITA. I sold it for a small profit three years later. Can't do that with any modern Italian car. This was a classic though. They were at bargain basement prices during the 2008 - 2011 depression. Now, not so much.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
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Talk all the sh1t you want. I can fvck better than you.
RichardTheFrog
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Maybe your "advice" isn't wanted here.
Maybe it is or you wouldn’t be starting threads. On the otherhand, maybe it’s only praise and confirmation you seek…
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R.U.G.
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I just realized you are a lost cause. Be well.
RichardTheFrog
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You have nothing that I don't and no advice to give.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
EyeBRollin
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Lambo? Isn't that the car that lost to a 5,500 lb Tesla SUV that your well-off soccer mom neighbor is likely driving.
Misterchaos
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As a car enthusiast myself losing to a Tesla is highly irrelevant. Just throwing that out there / Exits Stage Left
guru1000
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Let me know if that Lambo gets you a free Guru1000 harem candidate like this:
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_4016_zpskq3pbahe.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_4016_zpskq3pbahe.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
RichardTheFrog
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And how'd you get her?Let me know if that Lambo gets you a free Guru1000 harem candidate like this:
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_4016_zpskq3pbahe.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
With nice OLD pics that I already tried and still barely get any decent looking matches?
EyeBRollin
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Lambo's, like all gas guzzler sports cars... will be antiques in 10 years.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.