"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
What would a girl think of eating her out before first sex?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
At your age, don't even worry about the girl orgasming. That's mostly a mental thing for women, and if she hasn't figured it out yet, there's nothing you're going to do to make it happen. So just don't worry about it.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
There are plenty who only do oral leading up to real first time sex. In my opinion I'd break the hymen and then eat her, since sex WILL not be pleasurable for her the first time. But you can make it good for her by eating her after the break thru.
Visually inspect that the hymen is there to make sure she's not lying to you. It looks like a flap of tissue covering the vaginal canal, either with a bunch of small holes (perforations) or a large hole that limits what can go thru it.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mr. Kalikoat
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Euhm, that is NOT what a hymen looks like.
The state of the hymen is also NOT a solid indicator on whether the chick is still a virgin or not.
Just sayin'.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I've seen a couple. And they jived with what's in medical encyclopedia. They bled and all the tissue is not torn away until several conjugations. Like labia there are varieties of hymen!
Mr. Kalikoat
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I've seen a ton because almost all women have them (its not like the hymen just disappears after sex). I've only seen 2 that were still in tact though and they did not match your description. One of them didn't bleed either.
A quick search on wikipedia reveals your initial info isn't entirely accurate.
I would not recommend the OP to go looking for the hymen to see of she's lying about her virginity.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
The ones I've seen were intact. I was ages 16-19 then and those ladies hadn't even been penetrated with a tampon. Most ladies after I've never notice visible remnants of the hymen.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mr. Kalikoat
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champagne bottle cap,i mean what else could they possibly use hahahah
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Maxipads. They didn't want to break their hymen, and also it would've "hurt".