"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Zit!!!

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I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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saber101 said:
I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
put mustard on it!
 

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uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
 

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I know exactly how you feel on the nose too dam! When you touch it do it hurt? I had to go to school like that and talk to girls. Its always that one fvcked up girl who put you to realization that you got the bump. She pokin at it and tellin people to look and who you like like with it. 1 girl to fvck up ALL YOUR NERVES!!!
 

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one zit is no big deal, dont you have any crater faced kids wandering around? i am sure they would love to have just one zit.
in ten years, you will never remember the zit, and you might not even remember this party.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kev07 said:
uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
Perfect. I was prescribed strong benzoyl peroxide as a body wash after some (ass-ugly) MRSA staph infections. The stuff is amazing.

And it's surprising how quickly they die after getting poked and washed over with the benzoyl peroxide.
 

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I'm allergic to benzoyl peroxide what else could I use
 
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