"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Zit!!!

saber101

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I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ChrizZ

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saber101 said:
I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
put mustard on it!
 

Kev07

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uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
 

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I know exactly how you feel on the nose too dam! When you touch it do it hurt? I had to go to school like that and talk to girls. Its always that one fvcked up girl who put you to realization that you got the bump. She pokin at it and tellin people to look and who you like like with it. 1 girl to fvck up ALL YOUR NERVES!!!
 

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one zit is no big deal, dont you have any crater faced kids wandering around? i am sure they would love to have just one zit.
in ten years, you will never remember the zit, and you might not even remember this party.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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supajsilver2

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Kev07 said:
uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
Perfect. I was prescribed strong benzoyl peroxide as a body wash after some (ass-ugly) MRSA staph infections. The stuff is amazing.

And it's surprising how quickly they die after getting poked and washed over with the benzoyl peroxide.
 

Stacks Of Terror

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I'm allergic to benzoyl peroxide what else could I use
 
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