"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Zit!!!

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I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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saber101 said:
I have to go to this party tonight and theres guna be tons of girls there who have fallen for me, but the thing is i just got a HUGE zit right under my nose! Im going there at 11:00 so i have 9 hours to do something about it!
put mustard on it!
 

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uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
 

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I know exactly how you feel on the nose too dam! When you touch it do it hurt? I had to go to school like that and talk to girls. Its always that one fvcked up girl who put you to realization that you got the bump. She pokin at it and tellin people to look and who you like like with it. 1 girl to fvck up ALL YOUR NERVES!!!
 

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one zit is no big deal, dont you have any crater faced kids wandering around? i am sure they would love to have just one zit.
in ten years, you will never remember the zit, and you might not even remember this party.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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supajsilver2

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Kev07 said:
uhmm, poke it with a needle and carefully drain it out with q tips or something.

when you're done with that ice it. after icing it, if you have benzoyl peroxide, put some on

remember to sanitize (alcohol or use a lighter on the needle, wash your hands before and after.)

DONT SQUEEZE/POP it
Perfect. I was prescribed strong benzoyl peroxide as a body wash after some (ass-ugly) MRSA staph infections. The stuff is amazing.

And it's surprising how quickly they die after getting poked and washed over with the benzoyl peroxide.
 

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I'm allergic to benzoyl peroxide what else could I use
 
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