"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
YouTube comment ruined my life
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Damn........ that really is funny, LOL.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
LMAO
What a douche!
Here's the source in case any of you were curious hehe
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SarahJParent
What a douche!
Here's the source in case any of you were curious hehe
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SarahJParent
Oh please. What a waste of time. This wasn't even funny to me. I was DISGUSTED that she could possibly be so self-indulgent as to whine and cry for SIX MINUTES over something so petty. "OH NO, the anonymous internet person called me a bad name! The world is ending." Jesus, get a grip. What a waste.
Ace of Flames
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What an attention *****. Over-sensitive has reached a new level.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
right..
That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.
anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:
That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.
anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:
now THATS funny.
BingoBango
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AHAHAHAHHA it's hilarious!!!!!
Oh come on! Youtube is an attention wh0res playground. One girl posts her video on line and you got ten thousands masterbators all over the world jerking off and thinking they are in love with her.
What a douche indeed.
What a douche indeed.
Yes, I had a girl once who tried to get me to watch her videos all the time. I almost had a seizure listening to her voice and lasted about 20 seconds before I just shut everything off. She was complaining about an old guy who was talking to her at a bowling alley. I must say, that's FAR more interesting than my videos of dunk contests or TV shows. And she still got comments too. So sad.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.