"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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YouTube comment ruined my life

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Duke

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Oh please. What a waste of time. This wasn't even funny to me. I was DISGUSTED that she could possibly be so self-indulgent as to whine and cry for SIX MINUTES over something so petty. "OH NO, the anonymous internet person called me a bad name! The world is ending." Jesus, get a grip. What a waste.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Juan and only

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right..:rolleyes:

That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.

anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:


You're a douche, you're a douche, you're a douche douche douche! You're a douche, you're a douche, you're a douche douche douche!

You're a dooooouuuuuchhhhheee!!!!!

You're a douche douche douche!

p.s.- I hope you die in a car fire, you overprivileged, melodramatic whiny little cvnt.
now THATS funny.
 

SamePendo

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What happened to the emo kid that was in love?
 

BingoBango

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AHAHAHAHHA it's hilarious!!!!!
 

DJDamage

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Oh come on! Youtube is an attention wh0res playground. One girl posts her video on line and you got ten thousands masterbators all over the world jerking off and thinking they are in love with her.

What a douche indeed.
 

IsiMan84

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Yes, I had a girl once who tried to get me to watch her videos all the time. I almost had a seizure listening to her voice and lasted about 20 seconds before I just shut everything off. She was complaining about an old guy who was talking to her at a bowling alley. I must say, that's FAR more interesting than my videos of dunk contests or TV shows. And she still got comments too. So sad.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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