"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
YouTube comment ruined my life
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Damn........ that really is funny, LOL.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
LMAO
What a douche!
Here's the source in case any of you were curious hehe
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SarahJParent
What a douche!
Here's the source in case any of you were curious hehe
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SarahJParent
Oh please. What a waste of time. This wasn't even funny to me. I was DISGUSTED that she could possibly be so self-indulgent as to whine and cry for SIX MINUTES over something so petty. "OH NO, the anonymous internet person called me a bad name! The world is ending." Jesus, get a grip. What a waste.
Ace of Flames
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What an attention *****. Over-sensitive has reached a new level.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
right..
That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.
anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:
That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.
anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:
now THATS funny.
BingoBango
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AHAHAHAHHA it's hilarious!!!!!
Oh come on! Youtube is an attention wh0res playground. One girl posts her video on line and you got ten thousands masterbators all over the world jerking off and thinking they are in love with her.
What a douche indeed.
What a douche indeed.
Yes, I had a girl once who tried to get me to watch her videos all the time. I almost had a seizure listening to her voice and lasted about 20 seconds before I just shut everything off. She was complaining about an old guy who was talking to her at a bowling alley. I must say, that's FAR more interesting than my videos of dunk contests or TV shows. And she still got comments too. So sad.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.