"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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YouTube comment ruined my life

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Duke

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Oh please. What a waste of time. This wasn't even funny to me. I was DISGUSTED that she could possibly be so self-indulgent as to whine and cry for SIX MINUTES over something so petty. "OH NO, the anonymous internet person called me a bad name! The world is ending." Jesus, get a grip. What a waste.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Juan and only

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right..:rolleyes:

That was about the stupidest thing i've ever seen :crackup: ....she waffled on for quite some time too.

anyway, I like one of the (700+) comments (what an AW) left on her space by neo8015:


You're a douche, you're a douche, you're a douche douche douche! You're a douche, you're a douche, you're a douche douche douche!

You're a dooooouuuuuchhhhheee!!!!!

You're a douche douche douche!

p.s.- I hope you die in a car fire, you overprivileged, melodramatic whiny little cvnt.
now THATS funny.
 

SamePendo

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What happened to the emo kid that was in love?
 

BingoBango

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AHAHAHAHHA it's hilarious!!!!!
 

DJDamage

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Oh come on! Youtube is an attention wh0res playground. One girl posts her video on line and you got ten thousands masterbators all over the world jerking off and thinking they are in love with her.

What a douche indeed.
 

IsiMan84

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Yes, I had a girl once who tried to get me to watch her videos all the time. I almost had a seizure listening to her voice and lasted about 20 seconds before I just shut everything off. She was complaining about an old guy who was talking to her at a bowling alley. I must say, that's FAR more interesting than my videos of dunk contests or TV shows. And she still got comments too. So sad.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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