"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"You're so funny!" *lolololol*

Kev07

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This must be one of the least things that i want to hear come out of a girl's mouth. you might be wondoring what could possibly be so bad about being funny, but i have gotten this so many times and each time i just don't know how to respond to this. It's a pretty stupid comment, because if you laugh then that should already be enough of an indication that you think that i'm funny.

Usually I just return with either "hah, thanks" or i might just ignore it and continue the conversation.

how would you respond to something like this?



This must be the reason why no DJ in their right minds would recommend giving "you're hot" types of compliments.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This reminds me of when I was a Freshmen in High School and this girl found me to be THE funniest human being in the entire world. She absolutely loved listening to me talk and would sit next to me and start rubbing her leg against me as I would go on (Unfortunately I was an AFC and my friend had one-itis with her).

Er, yeah. Anyway whenever she told me that "You're so funny" I'd usually just smile and keep on talking. I never found it to be an awkward thing, I just remember enjoying the boost to my ego.
 

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well it doesnt make my situations nervous ever, and i'm beyond getting an ego boost for that(just about any girl i talk with for more than 5 minutes throws this at me)

i'm just wondoring if anyone has any ****y responses to this (it should be so easy to make a response to this, i do not know why i can't)
 

i am me

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ya man i usually jus smile...im not even that funny around the guys, i can make women laugh for some reason tho....
 

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HER: "You're so funny!"

ME: "You forgot awesome too."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If she tells you you're funny then that's a compliment. If she compliments you then she likes you. Duhh..
 

Kev07

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i am me, women laugh at just about anything.

incog, thanks, i can't beleave i didn't think of that

and JP, compliments are sometimes just there, if every girl that told me i'm funny liked me, wow that's a lot of girls liking me. I know it is not as simple as that.
 

JPFromTally

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It is as simple as that. There are no accidents with women. They are not going to continually tell you you're funny for no reason. They are too self absorbed for that.
 

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I always use the line from Goodfellas work's like a charm:

Girl: Your'e so funny!

Me: What do you mean I am funny?

Girl: you tell funny jokes.

Me: So what am I like a clown? am I here to amuse you?!
 
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