"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"You're so funny!" *lolololol*

Kev07

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This must be one of the least things that i want to hear come out of a girl's mouth. you might be wondoring what could possibly be so bad about being funny, but i have gotten this so many times and each time i just don't know how to respond to this. It's a pretty stupid comment, because if you laugh then that should already be enough of an indication that you think that i'm funny.

Usually I just return with either "hah, thanks" or i might just ignore it and continue the conversation.

how would you respond to something like this?



This must be the reason why no DJ in their right minds would recommend giving "you're hot" types of compliments.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This reminds me of when I was a Freshmen in High School and this girl found me to be THE funniest human being in the entire world. She absolutely loved listening to me talk and would sit next to me and start rubbing her leg against me as I would go on (Unfortunately I was an AFC and my friend had one-itis with her).

Er, yeah. Anyway whenever she told me that "You're so funny" I'd usually just smile and keep on talking. I never found it to be an awkward thing, I just remember enjoying the boost to my ego.
 

Kev07

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well it doesnt make my situations nervous ever, and i'm beyond getting an ego boost for that(just about any girl i talk with for more than 5 minutes throws this at me)

i'm just wondoring if anyone has any ****y responses to this (it should be so easy to make a response to this, i do not know why i can't)
 

i am me

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ya man i usually jus smile...im not even that funny around the guys, i can make women laugh for some reason tho....
 

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HER: "You're so funny!"

ME: "You forgot awesome too."
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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If she tells you you're funny then that's a compliment. If she compliments you then she likes you. Duhh..
 

Kev07

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i am me, women laugh at just about anything.

incog, thanks, i can't beleave i didn't think of that

and JP, compliments are sometimes just there, if every girl that told me i'm funny liked me, wow that's a lot of girls liking me. I know it is not as simple as that.
 

JPFromTally

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It is as simple as that. There are no accidents with women. They are not going to continually tell you you're funny for no reason. They are too self absorbed for that.
 

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I always use the line from Goodfellas work's like a charm:

Girl: Your'e so funny!

Me: What do you mean I am funny?

Girl: you tell funny jokes.

Me: So what am I like a clown? am I here to amuse you?!
 
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