"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Your top 10 hottest celebrities/actresses/musicians

Effington

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Controversy sparked as I casually mentioned to a buddy who I thought was, in my mind, the hottest celebrity/actress/music star around. Then we had a debate.

Anyway, I thought it'd be fun to compare lists here. Definitely would like to point out that these are not the hottest women I know, but for the purpose of comparing tastes, you need to pick a group that everyone knows: celebrities. I think that half of the Lovabulls are hotter than these girls, but no one here knows them. So anyway, here are my top 10:

10. Jenna Fischer [LOVE her character Pam in The Office]
9. Nadine Velazquez [Catalina from My Name is Earl, a Chicago girl!]
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Elisha Cuthbert [24 / Girl Next Door]
6. Halle Berry
5. Scarlett Johansson
4. Meagan Good [Actress, dating Thomas Jones of the NY Jets]
3. Lark Voorhies [Saved by the Bell's Lisa Turtle, more recently in the movie How High]
2. Layla Kayleigh [G4 / World Poker girl, changed her name referencing Clapton's tune!]
1. Christina Milian [R&B musician, acted in the movie Be Cool]

Just missed: Alicia Keys, Shakira, Jessica Simpson [Too hot to exclude but I wouldn't want to talk to her], Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie [Too mainstream for me].

This came up after the morning radio show had Nick Cannon on, and he discussed his relationship with Milian. He basically said he wanted to (and did) cheat on her openly, and she wasn't cool with that. Cannon just recently married Mariah Carey, after dating for approximately two months. (I believe the two have an 11 year age gap). I hate that man with a passion now.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BetterThanBond

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meadow from the sopranos

thats all that comes to mid.
 

Max Power

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The blonde on The Best Damn Sports Show Period. Whatver her name is. She's looks dirty.
 

Crazy Asian

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megan fox
rose mcgowan
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nadia Bjorlin
Cheryl Cole
 

IPalindromeI

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Scarlett Johansson
Kiera Knightley
Natalie Portman
Angelina Jolie (when she was younger and not looking like a stick figure or pregnant - notice there is no inbetween?)
Halle Berry
Aishwarya Rai
Yifei Liu
Jaime Pressly (in a hot white trash sort of way)
 

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BetterThanBond said:
meadow from the sopranos

thats all that comes to mid.
Agreed.

I had fallen out of watching the Sopranos for a few seasons but then I caught one of the final season's episodes recently and she really really REALLY became an incredible piece of ass. :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My favorite of this month is Kate Hudson. I'd attempt suicide for that piece! :moon:
 

Wodan

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Avril lavigne
Christina Aguillera
Scarlett johansson
 

DJVladdy

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o yea, and also Ava Lauren. Does she count?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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lol young...watch out the girls here will get all butt hurt if they see your post lol.

I gotta say nothing comes close to Scarlett, but a far away third(Scarlett takes 2 spots for me) would have to be ......Lacy chabert.
 

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Scarlett Johansson
Nat Portman
Nicole Kidman
Asia Argento (from XXX w/ Vin Diesal)
Chiaki Kuriyama from Kill Bill, who I get confused with:
Zhang Ziyi from CTHD and Hero and those types of movies.
Shakira
and
Devin Aoki who I first loved as a
model for lines like Baby Phat, but then completely once she got the role in
Sin City.

Yes I have a thing for asians. :D

Jada Pinkett 10 years ago
Lisa Bonet 15 years ago
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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