"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Your top 10 hottest celebrities/actresses/musicians

Effington

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Controversy sparked as I casually mentioned to a buddy who I thought was, in my mind, the hottest celebrity/actress/music star around. Then we had a debate.

Anyway, I thought it'd be fun to compare lists here. Definitely would like to point out that these are not the hottest women I know, but for the purpose of comparing tastes, you need to pick a group that everyone knows: celebrities. I think that half of the Lovabulls are hotter than these girls, but no one here knows them. So anyway, here are my top 10:

10. Jenna Fischer [LOVE her character Pam in The Office]
9. Nadine Velazquez [Catalina from My Name is Earl, a Chicago girl!]
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Elisha Cuthbert [24 / Girl Next Door]
6. Halle Berry
5. Scarlett Johansson
4. Meagan Good [Actress, dating Thomas Jones of the NY Jets]
3. Lark Voorhies [Saved by the Bell's Lisa Turtle, more recently in the movie How High]
2. Layla Kayleigh [G4 / World Poker girl, changed her name referencing Clapton's tune!]
1. Christina Milian [R&B musician, acted in the movie Be Cool]

Just missed: Alicia Keys, Shakira, Jessica Simpson [Too hot to exclude but I wouldn't want to talk to her], Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie [Too mainstream for me].

This came up after the morning radio show had Nick Cannon on, and he discussed his relationship with Milian. He basically said he wanted to (and did) cheat on her openly, and she wasn't cool with that. Cannon just recently married Mariah Carey, after dating for approximately two months. (I believe the two have an 11 year age gap). I hate that man with a passion now.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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meadow from the sopranos

thats all that comes to mid.
 

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The blonde on The Best Damn Sports Show Period. Whatver her name is. She's looks dirty.
 

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megan fox
rose mcgowan
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nadia Bjorlin
Cheryl Cole
 

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Scarlett Johansson
Kiera Knightley
Natalie Portman
Angelina Jolie (when she was younger and not looking like a stick figure or pregnant - notice there is no inbetween?)
Halle Berry
Aishwarya Rai
Yifei Liu
Jaime Pressly (in a hot white trash sort of way)
 

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BetterThanBond said:
meadow from the sopranos

thats all that comes to mid.
Agreed.

I had fallen out of watching the Sopranos for a few seasons but then I caught one of the final season's episodes recently and she really really REALLY became an incredible piece of ass. :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My favorite of this month is Kate Hudson. I'd attempt suicide for that piece! :moon:
 

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Avril lavigne
Christina Aguillera
Scarlett johansson
 

DJVladdy

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o yea, and also Ava Lauren. Does she count?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lol young...watch out the girls here will get all butt hurt if they see your post lol.

I gotta say nothing comes close to Scarlett, but a far away third(Scarlett takes 2 spots for me) would have to be ......Lacy chabert.
 

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Scarlett Johansson
Nat Portman
Nicole Kidman
Asia Argento (from XXX w/ Vin Diesal)
Chiaki Kuriyama from Kill Bill, who I get confused with:
Zhang Ziyi from CTHD and Hero and those types of movies.
Shakira
and
Devin Aoki who I first loved as a
model for lines like Baby Phat, but then completely once she got the role in
Sin City.

Yes I have a thing for asians. :D

Jada Pinkett 10 years ago
Lisa Bonet 15 years ago
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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