"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Your such a dork" "haha"

jaybeezi

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If a chick calls u a dork when you r joking around with her is that a good thing?, also when u go to get something to eat and u get back and she says that u should have told her u were going cause she would have gone with u, when u just met her.
this might be really obvious, but I am really drunk right now. just got back from a club, but I can still spel korektli.
thanks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tails

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you look really fuken gay dude. like some 15 year old.

i'd go your gf by the way. i think she's only with you cause you kinda look like a girl and she's bisexual. but she likes dik.
 

b's nuts

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Originally posted by Tails
you look really fuken gay dude. like some 15 year old.

i'd go your gf by the way. i think she's only with you cause you kinda look like a girl and she's bisexual. but she likes dik.
hey, i could have sworn i just read a post about you worried about yourself looking gay, not being able to get laid, and basically being an AFC biatch ass. stop talking sh*t cuz I thought i just read about you resorting to paying for sex. shut up.

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50111
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Raven125

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Originally posted by Tails
you look really fuken gay dude. like some 15 year old.

i'd go your gf by the way. i think she's only with you cause you kinda look like a girl and she's bisexual. but she likes dik.
Give me a break.. if you have to try and lash out at other people to try and make up for your mistakes... this forum isnt for you

I'm 13 and i've probably gotten more ass than you..
 

billybob

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Originally posted by Tails
you look really fuken gay dude. like some 15 year old.

i'd go your gf by the way. i think she's only with you cause you kinda look like a girl and she's bisexual. but she likes dik.
I've seen a lot of this jerk's posts recently, they're all random crap that doesn't even relate to the topic a lot of the times.


Anyways, jaybeezi, obviously it depends on her tone of voice. If she's laughing, being playful while saying it, then of course I think its a good thing.
 

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NEVER take what people say about you personally because it is just their opinion, which is never right or wrong. The only opinion about yourself that matters comes FROM YOURSELF. Like Pook says: "As you think, you shall become." Basically that means if you think you're a pimp, you either are a pimp or you will become one. At times like these the "I-Don't-Give-A-FVCK-What-People-Think-About-Me" attitude comes in handy. People say things they don't mean all the time. They do so either because they don't give a fvck, they think they're right, or they are just plain ignorant mofos.
 

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Originally posted by Sniper2k
NEVER take what people say about you personally because it is just their opinion, which is never right or wrong. The only opinion about yourself that matters comes FROM YOURSELF. Like Pook says: "As you think, you shall become." Basically that means if you think you're a pimp, you either are a pimp or you will become one. At times like these the "I-Don't-Give-A-FVCK-What-People-Think-About-Me" attitude comes in handy. People say things they don't mean all the time. They do so either because they don't give a fvck, they think they're right, or they are just plain ignorant mofos.
spot on sniper
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Raven125
I'm 13 and i've probably gotten more ass than you..

you probably have... maybe because i am not gay?
 

Raven125

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Originally posted by Tails
you probably have... maybe because i am not gay?
LOL yes.. i'm on the don juan forums trying to attract women because i'm gay... you caught me...
 

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Originally posted by Raven125
Give me a break.. if you have to try and lash out at other people to try and make up for your mistakes... this forum isnt for you

I'm 13 and i've probably gotten more ass than you..
LMAO! +2 points for the 7th grader :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by jaybeezi
If a chick calls u a dork when you r joking around with her is that a good thing?, also when u go to get something to eat and u get back and she says that u should have told her u were going cause she would have gone with u, when u just met her.
this might be really obvious, but I am really drunk right now. just got back from a club, but I can still spel korektli.
thanks.
I dunno, usually this is a good thing. Basically it means they think you are cute. Like, I would do crazy things and a girl would say 'you're such a dork' and kinda roll her eyes. But she liked it. Kinda like when she calls you a jerk after you playfully tease her. She likes it.

But I guess it's possible that she really thinks you're a TRUE dork- unattractive nerd. But you should have been able to tell that by her tone of voice. And she probably wouldn't have talked to you very long.

So yeah, I'm thinking it's a good thing.

Don't sweat it.
 
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