"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Your Prom 101...questions/answers

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All right guys, Prom is coming up for most of us. You and your date, having the best night of your high school life. Great, now that prom is over its time for the AFTERPARTY! Unfortunately, not all of us are true DJs. You guys most likely have lots of questions that you'd like answers to. So my question is how to handle this oh so common situation:

You wanna fvck your prom date, but your a virgin, inexperienced and uncertain how to go about getting her to into the mood and saying yes. She's a virgin too, but shows some interest. How do you accomplish this?






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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Should I play Sade, or Black Label Society?
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
Should I play Sade, or Black Label Society?
Tool.
 
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hell yeah! I got the best head in my life by some chick who loved TOOL, and she played Lateralus and we ****ed and although the music wasn't very congruent, it made a lot of sense when I was banging her......
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'd have the girl pick what she would like to listen to.

If she turns on "EMO" then I turn it off and say "on second thought, I wanna talk". I can't stand that crap.

Especially "Taking Back Sunday", and that song "You're So Last Summer"... my last girlfriend liked that song.... it's stuck in my head... I hate it.

BOYYYYYYYYYS LOOOOOOYYYKE YOOO ARE DOOOOOOIIIME A DOZZZINNNN.... :mad:!!!!NO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!:mad:
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
I'd have the girl pick what she would like to listen to.

If she turns on "EMO" then I turn it off and say "on second thought, I wanna talk". I can't stand that crap.

Especially "Taking Back Sunday", and that song "You're So Last Summer"... my last girlfriend liked that song.... it's stuck in my head... I hate it.

BOYYYYYYYYYS LOOOOOOYYYKE YOOO ARE DOOOOOOIIIME A DOZZZINNNN.... :mad:!!!!NO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!:mad:
SHE WAS A FAST MACHINE
SHE KEPT HER MOTOR CLEAN
SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN WOMAN IDA.. EVER SEEN

SHE HAD SIGHTLESS EYES
TELLIN ME NO LIES
KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE AMERICAN THIGHS

...yeah, I'm an AC/DC fan.
 

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lets stay on topic guys. read my original post on the very top of the page...thanks for the replies anyway.
 
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