"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All right guys, Prom is coming up for most of us. You and your date, having the best night of your high school life. Great, now that prom is over its time for the AFTERPARTY! Unfortunately, not all of us are true DJs. You guys most likely have lots of questions that you'd like answers to. So my question is how to handle this oh so common situation:

You wanna fvck your prom date, but your a virgin, inexperienced and uncertain how to go about getting her to into the mood and saying yes. She's a virgin too, but shows some interest. How do you accomplish this?






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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Should I play Sade, or Black Label Society?
 
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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
Should I play Sade, or Black Label Society?
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Tool.
 
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hell yeah! I got the best head in my life by some chick who loved TOOL, and she played Lateralus and we ****ed and although the music wasn't very congruent, it made a lot of sense when I was banging her......
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'd have the girl pick what she would like to listen to.

If she turns on "EMO" then I turn it off and say "on second thought, I wanna talk". I can't stand that crap.

Especially "Taking Back Sunday", and that song "You're So Last Summer"... my last girlfriend liked that song.... it's stuck in my head... I hate it.

BOYYYYYYYYYS LOOOOOOYYYKE YOOO ARE DOOOOOOIIIME A DOZZZINNNN.... :mad:!!!!NO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!:mad:
 
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Originally posted by AC/DC
I'd have the girl pick what she would like to listen to.

If she turns on "EMO" then I turn it off and say "on second thought, I wanna talk". I can't stand that crap.

Especially "Taking Back Sunday", and that song "You're So Last Summer"... my last girlfriend liked that song.... it's stuck in my head... I hate it.

BOYYYYYYYYYS LOOOOOOYYYKE YOOO ARE DOOOOOOIIIME A DOZZZINNNN.... :mad:!!!!NO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!:mad:
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SHE WAS A FAST MACHINE
SHE KEPT HER MOTOR CLEAN
SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN WOMAN IDA.. EVER SEEN

SHE HAD SIGHTLESS EYES
TELLIN ME NO LIES
KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE AMERICAN THIGHS

...yeah, I'm an AC/DC fan.
 
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lets stay on topic guys. read my original post on the very top of the page...thanks for the replies anyway.
 
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