spider_007
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by animal crackers
I'm asking because thats the one thing that bothers me about my sloppy sausage, so I don't want to go pulling on it for months for no reason.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Originally posted by animal crackers
I'm asking because thats the one thing that bothers me about my sloppy sausage, so I don't want to go pulling on it for months for no reason.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It doesn't matter. They might be a little harder with an erection...I find it easier to do them without one.ok please anyone answer this.. do you do pc muscle exercises when you have an erection or doesn't it matter?
did you warm up with hot wraps first?Originally posted by The-Sultan
ive been doing dam jelqs for a month and nothing has happened
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Originally posted by LordBrian
did you warm up with hot wraps first?
Are you at the right balance of erect and flaccid? Has to be flaccid enough to not stand on it own... but erct enough to hold the blood you force through to strech it out. It take a little bit to figure out what eactly is best for you.
whats flaccidOriginally posted by LordBrian
did you warm up with hot wraps first?
Are you at the right balance of erect and flaccid? Has to be flaccid enough to not stand on it own... but erct enough to hold the blood you force through to strech it out. It take a little bit to figure out what eactly is best for you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's not only that you can delay orgasm, its that you deny any liquid to come out, but still have the orgasm.Originally posted by LordBrian
Some people beleive that a strong PC muscle can be used to delay an orgasm by contracting the muscle right before blowing... but I amd not sure that this is a vaild claim. HOWEVER, a strong PC muscle should make you last longer, and get more pleasure.
Because you had to "pee."Originally posted by texmex23
k, well when i masturbate i tried rubbing just the top of the head of my penis and it was real sensitive and felt good but i ended up pissin while i had an erection....why is it?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
If you don't mind blood on your penis, go ahead. It's your preference. Keep in mind there are medical risks in doing this. I.E.: If -- hypothetically -- she has Aids, or another form of STD.Originally posted by tatlongxxx
is it bad to have sexual intercourse in her menstrual period?
i know its sounds crazy, sometimes we do it in her last day.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.