“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Little Ms. Klaas went to a slumber party, during which she likely bared her ass

There she practiced French kissing with her BFF, who could've ended up as her bae

Along came Richard Alan Davis, so piss drunk his spittle was flavous

And took Ms. Klaas forever away
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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' High on Cocoa Puffs and Donkey Kong in the 90s'


I'm high on cocoa puffs, Super Nintendo on Donkey Kong
microwavable pizza rolls, peach cobblers and
glorious X-Men cartoon on a Saturday morning.
I'd probably better get ready on that
Charlotte's web assignment and read the whole thing
in badass fashion, there's a Bulls and Rockets game
today, Olajuwon vs Jordan dude
more events for the day's actions.

I thought about the calling the guys
over for some multiplayer action on Goldeneye
and bond over some Basketball, Pizza
and Lipton Ice tea and go biking around
the neighborhood and subdivision
for miles and miles. At the end of the
day, just lay back, crash on the couch
and watch an episode of Maury
and learn some good ole fashion American values
and lessons and I say that sarcastically.
Nows the time to hang tight, let loose
and be absolutely silly.
The word for the day is compassion
as we later take a road trip to Wal mart
and see a bunch of homeless people
sitting on the ground, the tune of
the Backstreet boys, we sat there
curious, still and without making a sound.

Pick up Basketball games later in the driveway
when the sunset is starting to begin,
a three pointer from the grass, a lay up
and bank shot, we laughed and grin.
The wind blows by and the smell
of autumn leaves in the corner gathers
and is being raked,
memories is what's being captured
and stayed in the memoirs of our days.
 

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‘ Hot Japanese Stewadess’.


Ah, there’s nothing like
a good, hot laidback, Japanese
flight stewardess to welcome you
with open arms to your new
journey to Asia. A coffee and green
tea please, I wishI took my polaroids
to capture that glance yours, whenever
that quiet tension seize.

The clouds by the window reflect
the mood for the day, they’re connected
full of rays and beaming with spontaneity.
You’re a sweet human pretzel, good with
OJ who collided with my destiny
on this fine summer escapade of calm
chi and zen path finding.
 

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Greetings Intrepid Airman,
For rugged Masculine Poetry it's hard to go past
"The Bvastard From The Bush"...Heres an extract.

“Are you game to smash a window?” asked the Captain of the Push;
“I’d knock a fvcking house down,” said the Bvastard from the Bush.
“Would you take a maiden’s baby? asked the Captain of the Push;
“I’d take a baby’s maiden,” said the Bvastard from the Bush.
Would you make your wife a harlot, and swear off work for good?”
Again that bvastard’s voice rang out, “My fvucking oath, I would!”
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Greetings Intrepid Airman,
For rugged Masculine Poetry it's hard to go past
"The Bvastard From The Bush"...Heres an extract.

“Are you game to smash a window?” asked the Captain of the Push;
“I’d knock a fvcking house down,” said the Bvastard from the Bush.
“Would you take a maiden’s baby? asked the Captain of the Push;
“I’d take a baby’s maiden,” said the Bvastard from the Bush.
Would you make your wife a harlot, and swear off work for good?”
Again that bvastard’s voice rang out, “My fvucking oath, I would!”
The Bvastard he wanted a misses
So he married a Saltie named Kisses
When an ill-advised Foster's
led to burps and a slaughter
The Bvastard lived on in her hisses!
 
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' Fvckin errand gave me the run around'.


Were freakin driving in circles here
in the mist of the sun and street lights
reflecting my persistent thoughts with
bouncing rose petals in the alleyways
of what's to come. To go back and
forth and what's in store, I check our
to do list in hopeful fashion and
what's to be done.

I suffer this constant nagging dread
yet I want to accomplish this one single task
like a dude wanting to board that
plane and wanting to expat to Thailand.
I lay back on my seat, have a pipe smoke,
chew my gum slowly and think of
warm, sunny beaches on my mind.
Yet this one thing for a few hours
kept me in a hold up on gun point
in a 1920s thompson fight like a
quicksand.

I want to keep my companions comfortable
and get along with their bullcrap
but at the end of the day, I seek
a good pipe and wine session in my room.
So let's get this thing done dudes,
So I can BS in my room and
drink a cold one and listen to catchy 90s pop
and think whether or not we went
to the moon.
 

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‘ Picking up Kelly at Coffee Zone Parking Lot.’

It is Donuts and Chai tea Wednesday
for me and you came along
in the haze of a catchy song

and the chilled out vibe is just right,
you and your five foot,
olive skinned self
is all I see.

We had a motivational moment
here in the parking lot
where you told me to believe
in yourself and Im finally

connecting the dots

to this pleasurable doldrums
of small talk were having
that in a decade or two
I’ll laugh and remember this spot.


So won’t you sit down,
while I smoke my pipe,
eat my donuts while you casually

laugh at my smartass jokes

about current events, sports, dumb
dumb celebrities and grocery stores

advertisements, until the moment

is just ripe, to playfully be, once more.


You said you want to be heard

and ultimately understood,

Im working on that and more for
the good. Like the smooth,
transitory endless ford trucks
and mustangs passing right now,
let’s take a breather shall we

and be at peace like The Tao.
 

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'Making Quinche for a bunch of Military cops in Montana.'



Once upon a time,
I was a nonchalant missile chef
in The Military who worked in
in the middle of nowhere acting
as a cheer me up morale officer
in the middle of Montana.
I worked through comforting winters,
making them mack and cheese,
burgers, omlette and fries
to eager military cops
just wanting to get the job done,
go home and party.
It’s not so often they get treats
and I’ll always remember the
day I made them a quinche
right from the tenderness
of the oven. I’ll whistle
and feel the gentle cloth of
my gloves and cool hardware,
then make breakfast, then
go outside, take my smoke break
and enjoy the quiet morning dusk
of the Montana wilderness.
It was a Friday and the supervisors
were laxed, relaxed and happy
and what more Can I express this
than making a superb quinche
to capture this essential, basic
moment of camaraderie amongst Men.
I gladly get all the ingredients, the
flour, the butter, eggs and I make
the crust like a mother nourishing
a child. I can hear the sounds
of yells and snickers in
the living room as they watch
an episode of The Real World
on MTV. Night shift, is still on
and I hope the smell of
my masterpiece sooths their soul
to give them a good morning’s rest.
As I took my entree of the morning
out of the oven, swear words of
colorful tones from sh1t, fvcks,
motherfvckers fill the air symphonies
like mozarts, bethoven or The Rolling Stones,
but thats to be expected
in this epic world of structure and
gentle understanding which goes
a long way.
 

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' Annoying Metros singing Karoake next door'.





Oh wait a minute look what we have here
theres a bunch of metros next door
singing Karaoke. Getting their queer
on and singing a bunch of ballads
wanting a freakin a licky.

Trying to stop my writing momentum
I see, but there freakin hermaphroditic
metro asses who licks soysauce all day
won't get the best of me.

Go home to your gay boys you female wannabe
and go get a fvcken life instead
of gossipping like a female pansy
that you are.

Get your fagggotry off me,
I need to smoke a good cigar now,
maybe a pipe while
I meditate and read a good book
by Hemmingway later.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Poetry: A Casual attire on a Sunday baseball game with the plan of going to a coffee shop afterwards.



Brown Casual blazer galore
on a nice sunday coffee shop,
what’s there to ask for more?
I tip the coffee barista five bucks
for the tasty brownies and desserts,
I need a few more chapters as a writer,
so I got to be alert, I think I’ll go
cruise now and go to the store.


With this attire, I can easily go to
a wedding feast and wish the happy
couple good luck on its new found
journey together, or I can go to a
platonic friend’s house for an
dinner with her folks, shop talk
and talk about politics, what’s happening
in Los Angeles, The Texas floods, Gaza and
Israel and ruffle a few feathers.
I’ll gladly eat ice cream casually on
a park bench on a sunny day and
make small talk with my dog and
the janitor I keep seeing doing his
routine clean up duties in the
wake of the morning. All I need
is a flat cap to play golf with
the guys in the warmth of the winter
and a pair of shades to play pool
with a diverse crowd while watching
a crucial Nba playoffs game in
a typical summer. It matches the
joy of a blissful bbq amongst
neighbors and you brought your best
chili mac recipe in the potluck
and the high school mariachi is in town
so you say encore!


And I chill, relax, iron my blazer well
while I can smell the pasta sauce
boiling in the kitchen, you can
still smell the cologne from it
that hasn’t faded away yet
that can bring a sparkle with gifts
and presents you give to your fellow man
that can lift one’s mood with service,
clarity and commitment.
Whether it’s admiring the birds riding
the bus or enjoying wine with the
guys, this gentlemen’s attire is
a flexible maiden that can be used
to sooth the hidden warmth with
the most callous of Men.
 

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Lol , I get real women out here dude. But I'm a Spiritual guy who does a bunch of spiritual esoteric practices and don't need to be banging a bunch of skanks validation to feel great about myself. I don't practice illicit sex and I'm looking for a long term partner, I'm a tinder king out here man and right I'm talking to a Japanese wannabe Filipina right now whose into that Animae culture Pop scene lol haha.....but yeah I don't sleep with them, I take them out for a good time because I can afford it and they appreciate it. I ascribe to Rollo Tomassi's plate theory to dating multiple women at a time til you find the best contender and to be always on your purpose and not making women your number one priority in life. In other words, I'm just a guy who loves God and get off on higher platforms in life than your typical skanks out there.
 

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That chick
Has a d1ck
You go both ways
That’s okay
 
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That chick
Has a d1ck
You go both ways
That’s okay
Well I don't just use Tinder for meeting women and dating, I'm open to friendships, I go right on all the girls including the ugly ones. I'm interested in building my social circle out here and have already made a few female platonic friends off that app and have gone to karaoke parties, beach party outings and bbq get togethers, I'm definitely open to new experiences and having friendships not just dating.
 

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That chick
Has a d1ck
You go both ways
That’s okay
I don't always expand my social circle, but when I do
I drink Dos Equis with a Y
Stay thirsty, my friends.
 

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Poetry: In The Denny’s Parking lot, slightly buzzed in Arlington, 1am on a Wednesday night.

Just a blast of music
of The Cure playing ‘Friday Im in love’
as I silently wave to the copper
outside and nod while I ate
my Jelly Donut from Dunkin’s.

I gently turn up the air conditioning
and lean back on my chair
and thought about pulling
my classic Mob italian accent my
comrades don’t know I can pull
off and crank call the living smokes
out of them.

A good laugh, is a good laugh and puts
a smile to the soul and give
butterflies to the stomach
at 1 am unexpectedly or not,
anyways, Im slightly buzzed
and I’ll probably smoke a nice pipe,
heat up some black coffee with
three tea spoons of sugar and
play darts with the sounds
of The Beatles roof top concert album,
in the backyard, right after this.
 

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Here I sit broken hearted
jerked off to a dime and then I farted
yesterday I took a chance
talked to a dime and schitt my pants.
:rofl::ninja:
 
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