"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Your Experience with chicks who always

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DJnoob

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say "i'm just joking".

Like, this chick at work would always say crap like

"when are you gona call me.. just joking"

"want to be my valentines? just jokijng"

"we gona hang out in your car? just joking"

its really annoying. Im thinking of maybe just saying "well, I wasnt' joking" if she brings something up again

So, my questions is, how would someone like you guys who are more experienced than me handle this?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Whether she is serious or not (sounds like she really wants some d1ck, and is trying to "drop hints"), just use it for some CF:

- Hey, if you want to take me out for dinner, just say so ;) *sly smile* but lemme tell ya... I'm not that easy.


Just go off on that sh1t. And by the way, is this someone you actually want to mack? If so, just proceed as usual (ask for number/whatever). If this is someone from work, well that's another story.
 
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if u really wanna mess with her say "you better be jokin"
 
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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Whether she is serious or not (sounds like she really wants some d1ck, and is trying to "drop hints"), just use it for some CF:

- Hey, if you want to take me out for dinner, just say so ;) *sly smile* but lemme tell ya... I'm not that easy.


Just go off on that sh1t. And by the way, is this someone you actually want to mack? If so, just proceed as usual (ask for number/whatever). If this is someone from work, well that's another story.
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yeah, from work. I just want to eat her out.

Today she said: "hey, want to be my valentine, just kidding"
me: "ok, let me see your hand..first (examines nails) you need to get them done first"

One time like last week we were alone and I just straight up told her

"What time is your lunch, got 20 minutes? and oh, bring a can of whip cream"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I always say that every joke has some truth behind it. Thus, she obviously wants to do something. Just be like "come over around 9pm and bring some dinner."
 
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ill try to get to the bottom of this and do a FR
 
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